🤑 Crypto Meets Stocks: S&P’s Wild Hybrid Index Adventure 🌪️
The company, with a straight face, claims this index is to satisfy the “rising investor demand” for exposure to the digital asset ecosystem. Ah, yes, the fickle investor-ever yearning for novelty, yet perpetually bewildered. In collaboration with Dinari, a tokenized securities provider, this endeavor promises a “rules-based benchmark” for the global market. Rules, of course, are what we cling to when chaos looms. 📜⚖️