The Treasury and IRS, ever the paragons of bureaucratic complexity, have issued interim guidance to “reduce compliance burdens” under the Corporate Alternative Minimum Tax (CAMT). A 15% minimum tax on the income of the mighty corporations, a beast of 1920s-era rigor, now sees its claws dulled. How noble! 🐉
Platforms such as Nasdaq, Robinhood, Coinbase, and Kraken-each a suitor vying for regulatory favor-have either begun courting the SEC or are already testing their tokenized stock wares. A most curious courtship, indeed! 🤝🎭
Analysts, those modern-day prophets, whisper of bullish chart patterns, as if the market’s a Shakespearean tragedy waiting for its climax. 🎭
Like a prisoner tasting borscht after years of cabbage soup, the market size of the sector ballooned by 3%, reaching a staggering $34 billion. A pittance compared to the riches of the oligarchs, but a victory nonetheless. 💰
BeInCrypto’s clever clogs have conjured up three altcoins that once danced the shutdown tango in 2018. Let’s see if they’re ready for a waltz or a wobble this time around! 💃🕺
This left crypto custodians with very limited options, and if advisors relied on state-trust companies, they had to bear the risk of SEC enforcement. This lack of clarity made many institutional investors hesitant, which has been stifling crypto growth so far.
Sygnum tweeted it like a proud mum on X (early 2025, bless), and apparently, the pros are already diving in, eyeing 8-10% annual returns net of fees, all paid in Bitcoin. How utterly Swiss – practical and a tad eccentric, like fondue on a yacht. 🙄🍫
The account “0x020c,” a digital alter ego of our celebrity, who also fancies himself a connoisseur of the Bored Ape Yacht Club, teeters on the brink. A 5x leveraged long position on the Plasma (XPL) token-a gamble on its ascent-has turned sour. The liquidation threshold looms at $0.5366, a specter haunting his blockchain ledger. 🦍📉
We, in our infinite wisdom, sought the impartial gaze of Grok, the AI oracle as unbiased as a teapot in a windstorm. What did it whisper? That $ADA might flirt with $1… and that $SNORT is the crypto equivalent of a firecracker in a fireworks factory. 🔥
The SSR RSI is shouting “buy” louder than Aunt Agatha at a hat sale. 🛍️💰
