Oh, the sight to behold! Hardly moments ago, lawmakers from both houses danced through the masquerade of deliberation. The Democrats sung for more moolah for healthcare and other such scrumptious indulgences, whereas the Republicans, true to form, preferred to jive with the idea of simply reopening the doors first. 😂
The hapless ADA has been tossed about like a Victorian heroine in a tempest, plummeting 20% to hover near 0.57. Traders, armed with spreadsheets and existential dread, fixate on the sacred $0.50 support level, where hope-or hubris-might intervene.
That’s right, Transak USA LLC has secured a shiny set of MTLs in Iowa, Kansas, Michigan, South Carolina, Pennsylvania, and Vermont! 🌽🍁 Now, with a grand total of 11 states on its license list, this company is ready to make stablecoin payments as easy as swiping a credit card at a vending machine. Seriously, it’s that smooth. Transak made this big announcement on Nov. 11, 2025, and you better believe they’re celebrating in style. 😎
Yahoo Finance will soon be graced with Polymarket’s live, real-time predictions. Yes, you’ll be able to wager on everything from politics to economics-and possibly your next vacation destination (if you’re feeling lucky). 🏖️
The total crypto market cap dropped by 2% to hover around $3.42 trillion at press time, a figure so modest it could fit in a teacup. BTC price slipped below $102k again after the bullish momentum failed to gain traction, much like a man in a bowler hat trying to outrun a charging rhino. 🐃🎩
On a random Tuesday (because why not?), Schwartz took to X (formerly Twitter, but let’s not get into that) to school us all. Someone asked, “Why spend Bitcoin if it’s gonna moon later?” And he was like, “Girl, because people are living in the now, not just HODLing for the apocalypse.” 🌙 Basically, using Bitcoin today is like saying, “I trust this more than my ex’s promises.” 💸
But hey, fundamentals are holding up like a good push-up bra. Sentiment’s neutral, ETFs are chugging along, and institutions are here for the long haul. Long-term holders are buying like it’s Black Friday, while short-term traders are ghosting. 👻 Funding rates? As neutral as Switzerland. 🇨🇭
Apparently, these networks come with built-in superpowers: hardcoded tricks, config file nudges, and on-chain contract magic – because what’s life without a little control, right? Mostly, they surfaced after some hacker got greedy and stole millions (because stealing is so last century).
According to the official statement of its team, Leap Therapeutic, a producer of cancer drug sirexatamab, officially rebrands to Cypherpunk Technologies as it pivots to building Zcash (ZEC) digital treasury. One month ago, it secured almost $59 million for its crypto strategy from Winklevoss Capital. Because nothing says “trust us” like throwing money at a privacy coin. 💸
Now woods.ai, he’s a bright bulb, says DeFi is stirrin’ from its slumber, ready to bust out like a buck in a henhouse. He claims LINK’s been layin’ low, building up steam underneath the surface, like a pot awaitin’ to boil over. Called it “one of the finest oracle networks,” he did-just waitin’ for its moment to shine brighter than a firefly on a warm summer’s night. The man’s got a good eye-they say the coin’s cozy above a support zone near $15-$16, a range as familiar to traders as a ten-cent piece is to a dollar. A hop over that could send LINK on a rollercoaster ride, maybe up to $30, or even a hundred if you ask some long-term folks who have more patience than Job. The base pattern hints this little critter has been gatherin’ strength longer than a winter’s night, after clearin’ all sorts of market hurdles. 🐎💥
