Bitcoin’s Cost Basis Distribution (CBD) – that’s a fancy way of saying “where the big players are hoarding their treasure” – is slapping hands with Ether’s sad little sprinkle of crumbs. 🧐
Crypto sage Michael van de Poppe, with the seriousness of a philosopher and the wit of a court jester, points out that the gold rally is the villain behind our little altcoin love affair delay. According to him, investors are huddled in the risk-off bunker, clutching their gold like a lifeboat in a storm.
Ah, the grand spectacle of World Liberty Financial’s [WLFI] launch! A carnival of greed, where the token soared 130% to $0.48, only to plummet like a drunkard off a barstool, crashing 50% shortly after. A classic “pump-and-dump” farce, leaving early believers clutching their empty pockets and weeping into their crypto wallets. 😭💔
Brace yourself for a revolutionary update: Thunes, which serves 3 billion mobile wallets and a whopping 4 billion bank accounts, just took its partnership with Ripple to the next level. These two have been working together since 2020, but now they’re really ready to roll up their sleeves and explore new realms of possibility. Hold onto your hats! Or, don’t, because we’re in the future now.
Here’s the twist: while prices wobble and retail investors clutch their bags in fear, the big fish-yes, the whales-are making it rain ETH. Data from Santiment reveals they’ve added a staggering 260,000 ETH in just a day. That’s right, a cool $1.1 billion flowing into Ethereum-talk about throwing money like Elvis threw his scarves! This shows that the big players have long-term faith-probably because they’re clairvoyant or just really good at guessing when the next pump is coming. 💰🤓
SharpLink Gaming (Nasdaq: SBET), which is about as subtle as a herd of elephants in a porcelain shop, has managed to expand its ETH treasury significantly-because apparently the best way to predict the future of finance is to buy it in bulk and hope no one notices.
Yesterday, SKY [SKY] took center stage, dancing up 10%-a sweet little acrobat move. Apparently, fueled by derivatives’ whispers, yet the mischievous liquidity appears to be slipping away-like your last slice of pizza. 🍕
The report, which sounds like it was written by a disgruntled accountant with a grudge against chaos, warns that without urgent reforms, Ukraine might become a permanent hotspot for crypto-enabled crime. And not the “I’m-a-robot-and-I-don’t-like-you” kind of crime, but the “I’m-a-Russian-spy-and-I-don’t-like-you-at-all” kind. The OTC trades, illegal financing, and money mule networks are all part of a grand scheme so convoluted, even a magician would need a script. 🎩🐇
On-chain data whispers tales of betrayal: long-term holders, those once-stalwart knights of SOL, now flee like rats from a sinking ship, while shorts multiply like gremlins in a monsoon. 🚢💨
This dramatic rise comes hot on the heels of HTX (yes, Justin Sun’s playground) announcing a new earning product called WLFI Flexible Earn, offering a jaw-dropping 20% annual percentage yield (APY). 🤑 Oh, and they threw in a token burn and buyback program because, apparently, they’re *that* extra. 🔥
