Ah, but the Supreme Soviet lurked in the shadows, sharpening their quills to dissect this tariff theology. Would they bless this economic alchemy? Would they dare question His Authority? The market held its breath, caught between hope and the familiar stench of bureaucratic betrayal.
XRP flexed its muscles on Tuesday, soaring 6.2% to a smashing $2.40 as institutional money floods in. It casually shattered the $2.35 resistance level like a hammer to glass, with volume spiking a shocking 169% above the daily average. In fact, this was its most dazzling single-session gain in over a week. Oh, and it made it to new cycle highs around $2.43 before deciding it had enough and consolidating. Talk about a dramatic entrance.
Akin to an early riser at a grand masquerade, XRP joined Bitcoin and Ethereum in starting a revival akin to an unexpected yet delightful encore. A clear triumph was secured above $2.35, and the 100-hourly Simple Moving Average was surpassed, as if the whole affair were an impromptu waltz.
XRP, that once-bright star, now flickers like a dying candle in a windstorm. Its chart? A funeral procession with no hearse. Every attempt at an upward jaunt is met with the cold, unyielding grip of sellers, who seem to have taken a vow of silence and a job at the local graveyard. At $2.26, it’s not just below its moving averages-it’s hiding behind them, like a child afraid of the dark. 🕯️
Stalkchain reports that PENGU is now the hottest ticket in town for the so-called “smart money”-those traders who think they’re cleverer than the rest of us. With $457K pumped into PENGU in the last 24 hours, it seems these penguins are more than just cute; they’re also lucrative. Who knew? 🤔
A potential bottom? Maybe. Ali Martinez says there’s a TD Sequential buy signal on the daily chart. For those who don’t speak crypto, that’s like saying “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.” 🧠💥 The pattern shows multiple red candles followed by a green “1” count. Sounds like a toddler’s coloring book. 🎨
After a brief respite on Saturday, the privacy coin rocket, ever impetuous, declared that one day of rest was sufficient. At the moment of writing, ZEC hovers at $646, its 12.8% ascent a testament to the capricious whims of the market, which now dances to the tune of anonymity.
Visser’s analogy is as clear as mud in a teapot storm: venture capitalists back then were trapped in their investments like gnomes in a locked shed, forced to wait out the crash before selling their shares in a panic. “We’ve seen the same thing,” he said, “except now it’s Solana, Ethereum, and Bitcoin getting the IPO-price-of-a-hamburger treatment.”
Between October 24 and November 5, the firm acquired nearly 170 BTC, a pittance of $14 million, as if plucking coins from the pockets of the proletariat. Eric Trump, anointed Chief Strategy Officer, proclaims their strategy a masterpiece of scaled mining and market manipulation. Yet, one cannot help but wonder: is this the face of innovation, or the mask of avarice? 🤡
“Breaking: The Emperor Trump, in his infinite wisdom, decrees a ‘tariff dividend’ of $2,000 per soul. Behold, the stimulus checks return, like a bad penny or a venereal disease.”
