Cryptonews

The incident in question involves the theft of 127,272 BTC from the LuBian Bitcoin mining pool in December 2020, a heist so colossal it could make a pirate weep. The Chinese National Computer Virus Emergency Response Center, ever the drama queens of the cyber world, suggests this was no mere criminal act but a “state-level hacker operation” orchestrated by the US. One can only imagine the US government’s response: “Oh, you mean that operation? We thought it was a prank!”

The coin, that beloved jester, broke under $0.1720 amid frantic volume-a full-blown sell-off during U.S. hours, testing the patience (or the stupidity) of long-term believers. Will it bounce back, or is this the end? Only the market knows, and it’s just laughing behind its hand. 🎭

Yes, behind the scenes, the cogs of crypto destiny are grinding away with all the efficiency of Jeeves polishing Bertie’s spats. Supply is vanishing faster than the caviar at a Lord’s cricket match, on-chain activity is fizzing like a shaken martini, and Ripple, bless its ledger-lined heart, is suddenly the talk of every hedge-fund chap between Park Avenue and Piccadilly.

Coinbase has officially swiped left on BVNK, ending what could’ve been crypto’s version of a Brangelina power couple (before the messy divorce, obviously).

New whales, poor darlings, drown in a sea of red, their $1 billion dreams sinking. Yet, the old guardians, the LTHs, double their embrace, hoarding like bears before winter. 🐳❤️‍🔥

Now, what does this mean for the market? Well, the numbers don’t lie. The Solana token is strutting around at a cool $156.3 with a 5.6% volatility over the last 24 hours. It’s got a market cap of $86.35 billion, and an impressive $6.00 billion in 24-hour trading volume. Looks like Solana’s ready for the big leagues! 🤑

Yet, volume and positioning data hint that this setup might be close to turning. Like a rom-com where the leads finally kiss… but maybe they’ll break up first? 🤷‍♀️

The platform will run one token sale per month, kicking off with Monad’s MON token Nov. 17-22. During that week, verified Coinbase users can submit purchase requests using USDC. Hold onto your seats, folks! 💸

As November arrives, the air crackles with the energy of fresh presales, each project a tale of utility, cross-chain marvels, and communities bound by shared fervor. Whether the market slumbers or stirs, these launches keep the fire alive, a testament to humanity’s eternal quest for the next big thing. Here’s a glimpse at the Top 6 presales of November 2025-may they not vanish like morning mist. 🕵️‍♂️