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World Liberty Financial (WLFI), the DeFi darling endorsed by the Trump family, finally hit exchanges faster than you can say “Make Crypto Great Again.” Priced at $0.20, WLFI stormed onto decentralized platforms like Uniswap and centralized giants like Binance alike, raking in over $60 million in trading volume within hours. Donald Trump Jr., ever the wordsmith, declared it a “big day” and promised WLFI would become the “governance backbone of a real ecosystem.” Presumably, he meant an ecosystem where freezing wallets and burning tokens is considered normal behavior.

You see, dear reader, the source of this hesitation lies in the hands of long-term holders (LTHs), those daring knights of the crypto realm, moving to secure their shiny profits, a dance so historic it could be etched in the annals of tragedy. With every swoosh of their mighty selling swords, the specter of price decline rears its head once again.

From the vaults of faceless corporations to the clattering rigs of miners, the Bitcoin world has become a ballet of greed. Publicly traded firms, once shy as virgins at a brothel, now waltz through the crypto markets with the swagger of a man who’s just remembered he’s rich. Mining firms, ETFs, and treasury departments-all play their part in this capitalist waltz, as if Bitcoin were a chessboard and they the pawns, not the kings.

OKB [OKB] appears to be doing that thing where it pretends to take a break after a week of gains so impressive they could make a galactic emperor jealous. The last time this celestial spectacle occurred was in early July, right before its August rally that felt like watching fireworks on a planet with three suns.

Set to be the first-ever big debutante for an exchange-traded fund offering direct lip service (or should I say “coin service”?) to Dogecoin (DOGE), this opens the doors wide-not just for your average retail peermen, but also those fancy institutional investors. Now they can dip their toes (and maybe more) into the deep end of traditional markets, all while nuzzling meme coins. Isn’t it just cute? 🐶💎

On the 5th of September, the illustrious guardians of financial sanctity – the United States Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) – unfurled the banner of the Cross-Border Task Force. This ensemble of daring enforcers is sworn to pierce through the veils of international deceptions that threaten the sanctity of American treasure chests.

Strategy, einst bekannt als MicroStrategy, hat sich in eine Position manövriert, die selbst die kühnsten Analysten ins Schwärmen bringt. Mit einer Wahrscheinlichkeit von 91 Prozent, so die Propheten der Zahlen, könnte das Unternehmen in den S&P 500 aufgenommen werden. Ein Prestigeprojekt, das nicht nur die Kassen klingeln lässt, sondern auch die Krypto-Welt in euphorische Aufregung versetzt. Denn Strategy hält mehr Bitcoin als jede andere Firma auf diesem Planeten – eine Summe, die selbst die Schatzkammern kleiner Königreiche blass aussehen lässt. 🤑

Since its brief flirtation with $4.6k last week, Ethereum [ETH] has been lounging in a consolidation range of $4.2k to $4.5k, darling. So très chic! 💅

Under this new framework, licensed Digital Asset Service Providers (DASPs) can sign a Multilateral Memorandum of Understanding to act as intermediaries. These providers will accept stablecoin payments from AIFC participants and applicants and then remit the equivalent fiat currency to AFSA’s bank account, according to the official announcement. The goal of the project is to make it easier for people to make payments in the financial center and to see how well digital assets work with other things in a controlled setting. Because who doesn’t want to see how well digital assets work when they’re not actually doing anything? 🤔

This melodrama stems from a surge in financial scams-273,100 incidents totaling ₽6.3 billion in Q2 2025 alone. The CBR, ever the vigilant guardian of fiscal propriety, has decreed that banks monitor transactions against nine criteria. Should one criterion be met, customers are lovingly notified and promptly restricted to their meager ₽50,000 allowance for 48 hours. For larger sums, they must endure the indignity of visiting a physical branch-a journey akin to scaling Mount Everest in red tape.