In other news, SHIB’s price took a slight nosedive, dropping down like your grandma after she sits on the last piece of pie. 🍰 Are you kidding me? It couldn’t even hold on to that 1.9% rise from Friday! Talk about a rollercoaster of emotions! 🎢
Buckle up! BTC is dominating the chatter like a social media influencer. Users are debating its glam status as “digital gold,” long-term investment vibes, and the parade of government and institutional backing. Apparently, everyone’s now into self-custody-sounds so empowering, right? 🛡️
On a day not unlike any other, Friday whispered its secrets in trade disclosures: ARK’s grand trifecta-ARKK, ARKW, ARKF-happened upon a buffet, devouring 387,325 shares of BitMine, about $16 million’s worth, and 143,906 slices of Bullish pie, all tender at $7.5 million. ARKK, the ostentatious heavyweight, claimed the lion’s share, proudly puffing up its chest.
With a near unanimous decision, 98.27% of the stakeholders found themselves in agreement, casting aside the mere 1.05% who dared to dissent, and the 0.69% who, in true Austenian fashion, abstained from the matter altogether. Indeed, 52% of the stake was moved to cast their votes, a testament to the strong validator participation and overwhelming support for the changes.
But fear not, dear reader, for there are whispers in the wind-five reasons why this token might just dust itself off and make a grand, bullish entrance once more. Or not. One never knows with these things.
Apparently, the second-largest outflow since their July 2024 debut was less of a sell-off and more of a “see ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya” moment. Investor appetite? More like investor indigestion. 🍽️😷
World Liberty Financial (WLFI), the DeFi darling endorsed by the Trump family, finally hit exchanges faster than you can say “Make Crypto Great Again.” Priced at $0.20, WLFI stormed onto decentralized platforms like Uniswap and centralized giants like Binance alike, raking in over $60 million in trading volume within hours. Donald Trump Jr., ever the wordsmith, declared it a “big day” and promised WLFI would become the “governance backbone of a real ecosystem.” Presumably, he meant an ecosystem where freezing wallets and burning tokens is considered normal behavior.
You see, dear reader, the source of this hesitation lies in the hands of long-term holders (LTHs), those daring knights of the crypto realm, moving to secure their shiny profits, a dance so historic it could be etched in the annals of tragedy. With every swoosh of their mighty selling swords, the specter of price decline rears its head once again.
From the vaults of faceless corporations to the clattering rigs of miners, the Bitcoin world has become a ballet of greed. Publicly traded firms, once shy as virgins at a brothel, now waltz through the crypto markets with the swagger of a man who’s just remembered he’s rich. Mining firms, ETFs, and treasury departments-all play their part in this capitalist waltz, as if Bitcoin were a chessboard and they the pawns, not the kings.
OKB [OKB] appears to be doing that thing where it pretends to take a break after a week of gains so impressive they could make a galactic emperor jealous. The last time this celestial spectacle occurred was in early July, right before its August rally that felt like watching fireworks on a planet with three suns.