Our dear Standard Chartered, in their infinite wisdom, have pulled back their lofty dog‑bane prices for the big digital hats: Bitcoin, Ethereum, XRP, and Solana. After all, nothing says ta‑ta to optimism like tripping over the next few months, right? They published this gloomy piece on February 12, slapping lower numbers onto those tokens and letting us know that near‑term capitulation appears to loom over the entire market.
Behold, the crux of the matter.
The little memecoin that could valiantly clung to the $0.3 support level and even took a joyride up to a two-week high of $0.36 before doing what all good things do-slightly retracing like a toddler who overestimates their jumping abilities. Right now, it’s trading at $0.332, which is an 8.23% increase on today’s chart. I mean, who doesn’t love a comeback story?
“Enter your recovery phrase” and then swoop into your wallet.
For ages, FHE has been the cryptography equivalent of a unicorn-magical but elusive. Blockchain developers? They’ve been treating it like a dusty museum exhibit: brilliant but useless for anything faster than watching paint dry. Until now.
It seems the financial establishment has finally decided that perhaps this “pro-crypto” thing might not just be a passing fad, much like disco or shoulder pads.
One can almost hear the collective gasp of the crypto proletariat, clutching their smartphones in awe. XRP, that stalwart of the digital realm, is now the belle of the ball, waltzing between EUROP and RLUSD with all the grace of a debutante at her first soiree. How utterly charming.
And what of its companions, those lesser lights in the crypto firmament? XRP and DOGE, those rambunctious upstarts, have leapt and bounded with the enthusiasm of peasants at a village fête, their gains a testament to the whimsy of the market. Even PEPE and PI, those curious newcomers, have joined the revelry, their ascents as sudden as a summer storm in the Russian steppe.
According to local reporting, this bitcoin bounty was voluntarily handed over in November 2021 during a virtual asset investigation and was supposed to be securely stored offline in a USB-type hardware wallet-essentially the digital equivalent of hiding your cash under a mattress. The hardware wallet is still kicking, but some sleuthing in January 2026 revealed that the funds had been transferred to an external blockchain address without anyone noticing a thing. Talk about a disappearing act!
Its market capitalization, too, has played its part in this tragicomedy, swelling to $1 billion before retreating to $941 million. Ah, the whims of fortune! Yet, this is no mere farce; it is a testament to the bullish fervor that courses through the veins of its adherents.