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Lo, the latest momentum study by the crypto analyst Tony Severino has stirred the hearts of market watchers, as he posted on X on December 6, declaring the surprising similarities between the RSI trends and price movements of the 2023-2026 cycle and those of 2012 to 2015. His comparison, a labyrinth of timing, focuses on the moments when a price bottom began to form, the first peak, a subsequent momentum peak, and finally, a Bearish Divergence, which, like a cunning fox, foreshadows deeper corrective phases.

In the quiet, foreboding shadows of Chicago, Challenger, Gray & Christmas-a firm that deals in the sorrow of displaced souls-has issued a grim report, one that seems to have passed by unnoticed by many: nearly 1.2 million Americans have been cast aside in 2025. It’s a figure that strikes fear into the heart of the observer. The last time such widespread bloodletting of jobs occurred outside of the pandemic was during the so-called ‘Great Recession,’ 16 long years ago, when 1.24 million people were tossed aside, their futures discarded like old shoes.

This suspicious timing caught the attention of crypto community members who quickly noticed the connection. The token name appears to reference an earlier December 4 post from the main Binance account during Binance Blockchain Week. The employee had access to Binance’s official social media channels and used this position to promote a token they were connected to, giving it instant credibility and exposure to over 523,000 followers. 🤝💸

Yet, the most ardent admirer of the digital coin, President Trump, seeks to secure his successor with the alacrity of a man pursuing a well-timed ball.

Key Takeaways (Because Hope Springs Eternal)

In a set of consultation papers released on Monday-because, of course, Monday is the best day to introduce new rules-the FCA is politely requesting that crypto companies submit feedback on proposals intended to “expand consumer access to investments” and change the rules regarding “client categorization and conflicts of interest.” You know, the usual bureaucratic mumbo-jumbo.

According to their (probably very fancy) press release on December 8th, this new bromance is about making USDC more liquid than your ex’s excuses. They want to make it easier for everyone-retail peons or big-shot institutions-to gobble up and spit out USDC. That’s fancy talk for “more smooth sailing, fewer headaches.” 🌊

In a daring move (and possibly toying with the SEC’s patience), BlackRock filed a Form S-1 registration statement on Friday with the US Securities and Exchange Commission. This, dear reader, is how companies like BlackRock ask for permission to list and trade their shiny new toys like ETFs. Will the SEC approve? Oh, they might, they might not… Who knows? Stay tuned!

In this modern farce, “suitcoiners” are none other than the institutional titans-banks, asset managers, and compliance-obsessed entities-who sauntered into Bitcoin’s garden party post-ETF. They’re the bridge between crypto’s rebellious chaos and the stodgy world of “real” finance. 🌉

In a move that is as predictable as it is genius, Saylor and his merry band of Bitcoin enthusiasts at Strategy decided to go big or go home. The strategy? Buy more Bitcoin, of course! Build a nice cushion of dollars, raise a bit of equity, and then plunge it into the fiery pit of BTC. This, according to Scaramucci, is what makes them truly brilliant. It’s a slow and steady race to increase exposure to Bitcoin, while the rest of the market watches with envy.