The entire cryptosphere was already teetering, you see? A frail, delicate structure built on hope and… well, speculation. And then, this. This tremor, this suggestion that even the unwavering Saylor might entertain doubts! It wasn’t about the dreary mechanics of balance sheets or the banal routing of funds. No, it was the dreadful fear- the awful, gnawing possibility-that a champion, a beacon of unwavering belief, might succumb to… to sanity? 🤦🏻♂️
Ripple CTO David “JoelKatz” Schwartz, a man of few words and many metaphors, explained that XRP has no taxes. Users can issue assets, trade, create NFTs, and make payments, with only small transaction fees as an anti-spam measure. The ledger is a public good, not owned or controlled by XRP holders. Holding XRP gives you XRP. Schwartz compared it to Bitcoin, but with extra features like stablecoins, a DEX, and NFTs, all running efficiently without Bitcoin’s high energy costs. 🧨
In the most recent analysis, which can only be described as a gripping tale of financial misfortune, FLOKI’s price continues to form lower highs and lows. This sequence, which began its tragic unfolding earlier in the year, illustrates a broader, undeniable downtrend. The daily chart stands as a testament to repeated, yet futile attempts at recovery. Mid-May, mid-July, and late October all witnessed the same pattern: a rally, a flicker of hope, followed by the crushing weight of sell pressure pushing the price back into its depressive spiral.
Yes, the company that once whispered sweet nothings into the ear of cryptocurrency traders now wants to build an army of humanoid robots. It’s like discovering your local baker secretly moonlights as a dragon trainer. Unexpected, but oddly plausible.
Bitcoin saw no bounce Friday, holding at session lows below $95,000 late in the U.S. day after a bruising week that dragged prices to their lowest since May. A week so bad, even a goldfish would’ve thrown in the towel. 🐟📉
One analyst, no doubt armed with a monocle and a penchant for melodrama, has declared a critical condition for this miraculous revival. Pray tell, what could it be? A sacrifice to the gods of blockchain? A séance with Satoshi Nakamoto? Alas, it is merely a matter of price movement, how dreadfully mundane. 🧐
November was basically their “hot girl summer,” but in winter. Brr. ❄️ Details below, because who doesn’t love a good crypto gossip?
The new guidance, released just in time for the holidays, lets issuers wave a magic wand (Section 8(a)) and vanish their delays. During the government shutdown, crypto ETFs apparently took a holiday too, but now they’re back, grumpy and ready to cause chaos.
On its debut day, the fund pulled in a jaw-dropping 245 million dollars. That’s more than a toddler’s allowance, but less than a billionaire’s coffee habit. For comparison, BlackRock’s IBIT got 111.7 million, and Bitwise’s BITB hit 237.9 million. Oh, and the ETF didn’t even need a nap. 🤯💸
The Hedera Foundation has revealed a most auspicious event today. The industry’s preeminent tokenized Bitcoin, WBTC, has graced the robust Hedera network. This integration has been achieved thanks to a rather illustrious team, including Hedera Council member BitGo, BiT Global, and the ever-efficient LayerZero. This collaboration opens the doors to a flourishing DeFi ecosystem that finds its home in the ever-expanding Hedera network.
