As the government shutdown’s ghost haunts Wall Street, the SEC has issued guidance so precise, it makes one wonder if they’ve been binge-watching Mad Men. 🕶️ The agency, now armed with a 20-day effectiveness window (Section 8(a), for those who still read the rulebook), has essentially handed issuers a golden ticket to market. 🎫
🧵BitMine is pleased to announce management and Board appointments:
Pray, do these harrowing omens signal a bear market? Let us dissect the matter with the precision of a well-aimed quill.
Analyst Don, a modern-day soothsayer with a spreadsheet, points to Chainlink’s dance along the lower boundary of its descending channel. “It’s like watching a man teeter on a fence,” he says, “one wrong move, and he’s in the cactus patch.” 🌵🤠 The coin hovers near $14-$15, a zone where buyers once tried to build a fort against the bears. If it holds, Don whispers, we might see a sprint to $30-$33. But if it breaks? Well, $12 awaits, as inviting as a rattlesnake’s den. 🐍
So, Bitcoin’s having a rough time, huh? Poor guy. Meanwhile, Solana and XRP are over here sipping champagne and high-fiving institutional investors. 🥂 It’s not about hype or memes-these guys are the real deal, apparently. Or so Wall Street thinks. 🤷♂️
As the year comes to a close, the Nasdaq has managed a 20% gain, while our beloved digital gold hovers in the green with a paltry 3%. Clearly, Bitcoin is in no rush to celebrate.
As the market’s mood swings like a pendulum, Bitcoin’s derivatives market has turned into a bloodbath, according to CoinGlass. 🩸
The question on everyone’s lips, darlings, is whether this is the moment to swoop in and snatch up the digital darlings of the financial world, or if we’re all just tilting at windmills. 🏰 After all, as the divine Warren Buffett once quipped, “Be fearful when others are greedy, and greedy when others are fearful.” But let’s face it, darlings, we’re all a bit greedy, aren’t we? 💎
00 UTC today, Strategy moved 43,415 BTC worth $4.26B to over 100 different addresses.
Binance, that mischievous scamp of the financial world, has finally decided to play nice with BlackRock’s USD Institutional Digital Liquidity Fund (BUIDL). 🏦✨ Now, institutions can use it as off-exchange collateral, all while keeping their assets cozy with custodians. It’s like a square dance between Wall Street and Crypto Alley-everyone’s spinning, but nobody’s stepping on toes (yet).
