Cryptonews

Our man Wynn has taken rather colorful invective at what he dubs a lofty market maker “cabal” for flinging their cunning games at his daring trades. He recently wagged a finger across the digital expanse of X, casting the aspersion that recent squalls of liquidations across grand tokens were all the doing of large players seeking to purge the leveraged money from the ecosystem. In a twist that would leave even Jekyll and Hyde scratching their heads, he heralds this as a harbinger of bullish tidings.

Shares soared to $25.91, a seven-month high, while Bitcoin, the fickle muse, lingered below $110,000, humming a tune of indifference. 🤑

On a Tuesday bestowed with news fit for a miner’s gold rush, they announced their majestic plans to expand, aiming to spread their electric wings and flutter across markets where “energy demand [is] rising most rapidly.” Quick! Grab your pickaxes and virtual hard hats, folks, it’s a race against time! ⏰🚀

Ethereum [ETH] stands at $4,500, caught in a dance between fear and greed. 🕺

The gains from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell’s “dovish” Jackson Hole remarks have evaporated like a mirage in a desert of speculation. Investors now ponder whether this dip is a velvet-roped invitation to the ball or a trapdoor leading to the abyss. Truly, the market is a masquerade where no one knows who’s dancing-or who’s fleeing.

Now, as the crypto oracle’s crystal ball fogged up, everyone’s guessing Bitcoin’s next peak by October 2025. 🌝 But the wise folks at Diaman Partners, ever the pessimists with a spreadsheet, are more interested in the bottom. 🕳️ Will 2026 bring another winter? And if so, how low will it go? Some say Bitcoin’s wild days are over, that it’s entering a “mature” phase-whatever that means. 🧐 ETFs are raking in cash, institutions are flocking, and even pension funds are dipping their toes in. But let’s not forget: Bitcoin cycles are like cockroaches-hard to kill. 🪳

Canary Capital, the digital asset fund manager, just set the stage for something epic. Their filing with the SEC has crypto lovers buzzing-could an “altcoin season” be on the horizon? Is this the dawn of U.S.-made altcoin dominance? Let’s dig in and analyze what it means for cryptos like XRP, Cardano, Chainlink, Solana, and Stellar. The top 5 in the made-in-USA category, ranked by market cap. 🍿

XRP open interest has taken a nosedive of 30%, leaving futures traders looking like deer in headlights. 🦌

Dormant Ethereum whale, who’d been napping longer than your grandma’s Sunday naps, suddenly buys $28 million worth of ETH just as prices drop 13%. Coincidence? Well, yes, but also impressive.

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