Bitmine’s ETH Hoard: A Treasury Fit for a Tsar! 🤑
Bitmine, that behemoth of crypto hoarding, declared its holdings now total $11.8 billion-a sum that would make even the most hardened proletariat blush. Among its spoils: 3,559,879 ETH (roughly 2.9% of the token’s circulating supply), 192 bitcoin, and a cool $607 million in unencumbered cash. As of Nov. 16, this hoard stands as a monument to the absurdity of wealth accumulation in an age of inequality. 📈🤡
