Behold, Story Protocol [IP], the enfant terrible of the crypto world, has mooned with a 30% surge this week, a +20% pirouette in the last 24 hours alone. 🌕✨ Since its July doldrums at $3, it has ascended to the dizzying heights of $10, a trajectory that would make Icarus blush.
Atkins, speaking at the inaugural OECD Roundtable on Global Financial Markets (fancy, I know), channeled his inner Victor Hugo, declaring that crypto is an idea whose time has come. 🕰️ Apparently, back in the 1980s, while he was sipping espresso near the Place de la Concorde in Paris, he couldn’t have fathomed this digital revolution. Well, Paul, neither could we, but here we are, buying dog memes as currency. 🐶
Alas, this grand revelation produced about as much excitement in Binance Coin’s price as a tepid cup of tea on a rainy afternoon:
BNB $896.9
24h volatility: 2.6%
Market cap: $124.89 B
Volume 24h: $1.74 B
Traders are apparently “bracing for volatility,” which is just a fancy way of saying they’re hyperventilating into paper bags. 🧨 The report whispers sweet nothings about a 92% chance of the Fed slashing rates from 4.5% to 4.25%, but let’s be real-nothing’s certain until the Fed’s September 17th tea party. ☕️
So, here’s the latest from the SEC: the Franklin XRP ETF, filed back in March, is still sitting in their inbox, patiently collecting virtual dust. The Commission decided in April that maybe, just maybe, they should actually ask for your thoughts on this thrilling proposal. You know, because what’s better than bureaucracy?
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CoinMarketCap, that oracle of digital fortunes, reveals the frenzy. Traders, those modern-day alchemists, clutch at RLUSD like it’s the last samovar at a Russian tea party. Payments? Purchases? Da, da, all aboard the hype train! 🚂💨
Speaking at the first-ever OECD Roundtable on Global Financial Markets in the city of romance (and croissants), Paris, Atkins unveiled what sounds like the latest James Bond villain: “Project Crypto.” The mission? To get some actual, crystal-clear rules on the books and stop playing regulatory Whac-A-Mole-aka “ad hoc enforcement.” Fancy, huh?
A recent report by Reuters, drawing from a government document as dry as a Turgenev novel, reveals that officials are quivering at the thought of legitimizing crypto. They fear it might become systemic, a beast too wild to tame. 🐉🚫
These tokenized equities, dear reader, are not mere phantoms of the blockchain but veritable mirrors of the mighty corporations that shape our world. Apple Inc., Meta Platforms Inc., and even the enigmatic GameStop Corp. – their essence captured in digital tokens, accessible to the masses. Imagine, if you will, the peasant and the prince alike, trading these tokens with the ease of a whisper, unbound by the rigid hours of the traditional markets. 🕰️