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Ethereum wrapped up the day looking as bullish as a bodybuilder at a protein shake convention, boosted by strong ETHBTC dynamics. CRYPTOWZRD chimed in,

South Africa’s Altvest Capital, now rechristened as ABC, has swapped its staid image for a crypto crown, becoming the first publicly-listed firm to build a Bitcoin treasury. A bold move, indeed, though one wonders if they’ve mistaken the JSE for a casino. 🎰

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In a twist befitting a Gogol novella, the much-anticipated Dogecoin [DOGE] and spot Ripple [XRP] ETFs by the illustrious REX Osprey have been banished to the 18th of September. Ah, the bureaucracy of it all! 📅

This isn’t just some whimsy either. Galaxy’s been dabbling in Solana’s secret lair for a while now, investing earlier in a Solana treasury company (no enchanted coins lost yet), giving hopeful souls reason to suspect that Solana might be gearing up for a bullish dance-like a very enthusiastic pub crawl but with cryptocurrencies.

Now, these aren’t your run-of-the-mill wallets we’re talking about. We’re talking about wallets with between 10 million and 100 million XRP – the kind that scream “I have a private island” and “I laugh in the face of debt.” 🏝️💸

Now, let’s examine this conundrum a tad more closely, shall we? That rather stylish $0.81 mark, marked by the enshrined Fibonacci retracement (which sounds rather occult, doesn’t it?), serves as a delightful support on the daily escapade of price action. Quite simply, darling, it is the cornerstone upon which Cardano’s fabulous rally is built-an edifice of bullish potential!

What once seemed a mere whisper in the digital wind now stands as a pillar of crypto’s foundation, its strength drawn from the growing interest of the titans of finance. 🚜💼

But wait! Before we toss our hats in the air, it seems some folks have been busy snatching their profits quicker than a kid grabbing candy on Halloween. Yes, there’s still a risk lurking in the shadows. However, two hefty market giants have decided to step into the ring, lending their mighty support. Together they look like an unstoppable force of bullishness!

It is a smaller affair than last week’s tempest, yet these expirations, like minor squabbles amongst neighbours, often stir up a surprising amount of commotion. And, as if ordained by fate, this occurs just as a foolish hope blossoms in the hearts of men – the expectation that the Federal Reserve will, with a benevolent wave of the hand, lower interest rates. As if such things were easily controlled! 🙄