Alfred’s observation paints Washington as a reactive spectator rather than a leading performer. The timing, much like the resolution in one of my plays, remains shrouded in ambiguity. 🕰️🤔
Grab your coffee-or better yet, a vial of liquid courage-and behold the week’s grand spectacle: Bitcoin’s price waltz, traders’ collective bewilderment, and Jim Cramer’s latest diatribe about “cabals” propping up the market. Is it a conspiracy? A comedy? Or merely the universe laughing at our feeble attempts to predict the future?
At 8:30 a.m. Eastern time on Nov. 19, 2025, bitcoin trades at $91,758, a sum that would make a Victorian baronet weep into his sherry. Yet the punters, armed with cold hard cash and a dash of common sense, insist the crypto party remains a garden party, not a pyrotechnic display.
The price of Bitcoin? Still wobbling at around $91,300, after smashing an all-time high of over $126,000 just a month ago. But hey, who cares about a little dip? Market prophets still see six-digit targets and even flirt with $200K. Institutions are quietly stacking, ETFs are gushing in, and it’s more like a slow, patient build-up than a reckless spike. 🐢
Meaning: no more accidentally sending your life savings to the wrong address, unless you enjoy that thrill. Instead of copy-pasting hexadecimal chaos, you’ll just type a neat, verified username. Because who doesn’t love reducing blockchain to a game of name tags? 🤦♀️
And just like that, Circle flipped the big ol’ switch on xReserve! What does this mean? Well, now blockchains can mint their own $USDC-backed stablecoins and just plug straight into $USDC’s liquidity. Forget about clunky wrapped assets and shady third-party bridges-just treat $USDC like your new best friend! 🏆
At the heart of this audacious plan lies the promise-yes, the promise!-that within a mere two years, your humble smartphone might be capable of running an entire full node. Fancy that, dear reader. No more clunky computers, no more squealing fans-just sleek, ZK-powered, full-node happiness in your pocket. Think of it: blockchain magic shrinking faster than your favorite jeans after quarantine. 🧙♂️✨
Set to leap into the wilds next week, this glorious update pays homage to none other than Machi Big Brother – Jeffrey Huang, who’s apparently traded his musical talents for the hazardous thrill of high-stakes crypto busts. A real virtuoso of the tumble, that one. With a nod to his notorious liquidations, Aster cheers him: “You get liquidation points for getting rekt,” they say, as if it’s some sort of badge of honor. Bravo! 🏅🤪
While the 24-hour volume boasted a proud $794.3 million and the market cap stood tall at $27.25 billion, Tron’s network activity decided to take a nap. Why? Well, the technical headwinds were as stubborn as a grumpy dragon, and macro volatility had a sneaky little grin. Traders, ever the skeptics, muttered about reduced bullish momentum and on-chain statistics that looked more like a sleepwalking routine than a dance. 🐉💤
