Cryptonews

The 61,000 Bitcoin in question, now worth more than a dozen luxury yachts and a side of moon rocks, was snatched from some enterprising crooks in 2018. These villains, bless their little fraud hearts, had swindled 128,000 Chinese investors outta their life savings. Now, the UK’s Treasury is whispering behind closed doors, “What if we squirrel this cash away to plug our budget hole?”-as if the British taxpayer ain’t already subsidizing the Royal Family’s tea parties. 🫖👑

Mr. Tyler, with his charts, has revealed the community’s inclination towards sixty dollars; a sum which seems to have captured their imaginations. The price, after a rather undignified tumble, is now forming what one might term ‘higher lows’ – a most encouraging sign, and one which aligns conveniently with their aspirations. Such harmony between opinion and observation often breeds a momentum most agreeable when buying spirits are revived. 😊

This sorcery, powered by BOB’s Bitcoin intents system and LayerZero’s OFT standard, lets you swap BTC ↔ wBTC.OFT quicker than a troll can say “fee.” And behold! Nearly 15,000 decentralized applications can now accept direct Bitcoin deposits via a Gateway SDK. BOB claims this simplifies cross-chain flows, replacing the usual bridging rigmarole with a streamlined conversion that pumps fresh BTC liquidity into DeFi, all while keeping regulated custody as snug as a dwarf’s treasure hoard. 💰

And lo, the technical oracles whisper of a breakout brewing-if only AVAX can cling to its precious support like a jester to his wit. This bodes well for a merry new era of Avalanche’s frolicsome growth. 📈😏

Behold, the ZEC price, that fickle barometer of collective whim, has swelled by over 113%, grazing the lofty $139-a far cry from its humble abode in the $16-$20 arcadia earlier this year. Such a leap has crowned Zcash, with all the subtlety of a thunderclap, as the belle of the blockchain ball, outshining peers in this madcap carnival of coins.

SHIB, not to be outdone, sashayed up 6%, thanks to a dramatic drop in exchange reserves. Less supply, you see, darling. It’s all rather like a society ball where the canapés run out-everyone wants a piece! 🥂

Bitcoin (BTC) just added 4% to its 24-hour tally, hitting $119,450 on Coinbase. TradingView must be like, “Oh, you’re back? Cool, I’ll just chart this again.” According to the oracle of price charts.

Hold onto your hats, folks! At a glitzy shindig in Singapore called Token 2049, CEO Zach Witkoff and Don Jr. himself declared they’re bridgin’ the gap between crypto and your local 7-Elephant. The debit card’s piloted for Q4 2025 or whenever the stars align for 2026. No rush, right? Remember when Zak Folkman teased this at Korea Blockchain Week? Yeah, same guy who said “retail app” but forgot to mention it’s still vaporware. Classic.

Crypto markets are entering a period of renewed momentum, with investors, policymakers, and developers shaping what could be a defining phase for digital assets. Regulatory shifts, political changes in the United States, and record highs across leading tokens are signaling that the industry is gaining traction well beyond its speculative roots. Supporters argue this momentum points to long-term resilience and increasing integration of blockchain technologies into global finance. 🌍✨

Changpeng Zhao (CZ for those who don’t have time to say full names) wasted no time in throwing up an alert. He jumped on his own X account, typing furiously, like someone who’s just realized their phone is on 1%: “ALERT: The @BNBCHAIN X account is compromised. The hacker posted a bunch of links to phishing websites that ask for Wallet Connect. Do NOT connect your wallet!”