And who’s leading this grand exodus? None other than BlackRock’s IBIT, the so-called “world’s largest publicly-listed fund.” Ha! More like the world’s largest sieve, with over $2 billion leaking out this month alone, according to SoSoValue. 🕳️💰
Bitcoin, that stubborn stallion, drifted below its 400-day dance partner-the moving average-plunging to a modest $86,275, igniting a flurry of distress among those who bought high, only to watch their investment pretend it’s an ice cube on a warm day.
Behold the “Coinbase Premium Gap,” a curious beast that measures the chasm between the price of BTC on Coinbase (the favored watering hole of US investors) and Binance (where the global hoi polloi gather). Lately, this gap has plunged into the crimson depths, a scarlet warning that the American traders are peddling their coins faster than a tumbleweed rolls in a tornado.
We asked four AIs to predict what happens next. Because nothing says “financial advice” like asking entities that think toasters have feelings 🤖💔.
Behold, the august analyst On-Chain Mind proclaims that Bitcoin’s Mean Reversion Oscillator-a device as arcane as it is indispensable-has deigned to print its first green oversold bar in months. A signal, one might add, as rare as a unicorn’s sneeze, and historically aligned with the twilight of retracements during bull markets. This oscillator, a measure of price’s deviation from its cyclical mean, serves as a barometer for when Bitcoin stretches itself too thin on the rack of despair.
Dear Reader, one must confess that despite the market\’s endless endeavors to recover, the situation is as thrilling as a Sunday afternoon soiree at the local manor. XRP, that sprightly acquaintance, dances upon a favorable support, while Bitcoin-ever the fickle suitor-has dipped its fashionable gowns below the £90k threshold. Shiba Inu, however, stirs like a gossiping maid, hinting at a grand performance if the bulls grant their approval. 🤯
But hey, someone’s asking, “How high would XRP need to go to flip Bitcoin?” Oh, here we go. Another one of those “let’s pretend the moon is made of money” scenarios. According to MarketCapOf, if XRP wanted to match Bitcoin’s $1.84 trillion market cap, it’d need to hit $30.61 per token. That’s like asking me to believe my dry cleaner is a five-star restaurant. Unlikely. 🚀
SOL’s Open Interest shot up 5.28% to $3.2 billion-like a penguin on roller skates. And the price? Bouncier than a trampoline in a hurricane. 🐧🌪️
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