Cryptonews

Bitcoin [BTC], that sly fox, never fails to keep traders on their toes-like a cat with a mouse in its jaws. 🐱

Ethereum is like that reliable friend who always shows up-but never brings the fun. $6 million in daily revenue? Sure, fine. Flat performance last month? Yawn. But hey, BlackRock loves it, so I guess it’s the crypto equivalent of investing in beige wallpaper. Riveting.

Native Markets “won” – and I’m putting that in quotes because the whole process apparently reeked of backroom deals and disappointed hopefuls – and their founder, Max Fiege, is promising something called a “Hyperliquid Improvement Proposal” (HIP). It sounds impressively bureaucratic for a system designed to avoid banks. They’re also throwing in an ERC-20 token on Ethereum, just for kicks. Because why not add another layer of complexity?

Chainlink [LINK] has recently been making headlines. No, it’s not the latest tech craze, but it sure is shaking things up with some bullish news.

XRP was *this* close to making a real play at Bitcoin’s dominance, but alas, like many before it, it failed to push beyond its limits. The charts are telling us loud and clear: “Pack it up, kids.” It made a few valiant attempts to rally, hitting 0.00003200 BTC only to be swiftly rejected, like a bad Tinder date.

From a client’s perspective, Schwab’s stablecoin is as necessary as a third act in a Dostoevsky novel-intriguing but ultimately unnecessary. Schwab customers already have fiat rails smoother than a St. Petersburg ballroom floor. So why the fuss? Because, my dear reader, in today’s markets, perception is product, and reputation is strategy. Schwab isn’t just launching a coin; it’s launching a narrative. 🎭

After a dramatic bounce from late-August lows near $2.70 (classic XRP, always keeping us on our toes), the price sashayed back toward $3.10-$3.20. But, darling, it couldn’t hold above the upper band near $3.14. 🥴 That’s like trying to keep a secret in a small town-it’s just not happening. This usually means the bulls are taking a nap, and a slip back toward the mid-band around $2.90 might be on the cards. 💤

But don’t panic! On-chain indicators are like that one friend who’s always telling you, “Trust the process,” while sipping a smoothie made of pure optimism. 🥤

2025, that most dramatic of years, shall be etched into the annals of crypto history. XRP, that sly fox, claims a spot among the elite, now third in the grand hierarchy of digital assets. Yet, what is a rise without a fall? 🎭

“Between now and the end of the year, the allocations for Bitcoin for the next year from the traditional finance world are going to be increased,” Visser piped up to Anthony Pompliano during a jolly chat on the old YouTube. “I think Bitcoin’s allocation number will go higher across portfolios,” he added, with all the confidence of a man who’s just won the annual village cricket match. “That is going to happen,” he emphasized, as if we were all a bit thick and needed it spelled out. 🧐💼