Crypto Crash Chaos: Tom Lee Warns of Liquidity Limbo 🌊💸

Lee explains it like a farmer losing his plow in the middle of harvest season. When these firms lose capital, they don’t just shrug it off-they clamp down, cutting trades, selling assets, and hoarding cash like squirrels in winter. This selling spree, of course, sends prices tumbling faster than a drunk cowboy off a horse. 🐎🤠

Bitcoin’s Fall: A Divine Comedy of Greed and Folly 🤑💀

Bitcoin Price Chart

“The four-year cycle,” Park declared with the gravitas of a man sentencing an old god to oblivion, “is as dead as the hopes of a gambler on a losing streak.” He argues that the halving, once the sacred heartbeat of Bitcoin’s rhythm, is now but a relic, irrelevant in the face of new, institutional appetites. “The market,” he intoned, “is no longer a slave to the whims of the halving, but a creature of broader, more capricious forces.” 🦎

Bitcoin’s Crisis: When FTX Was Just the Warm-up Act, Apparently

Glassnode whispers that realized losses hit levels last seen in the November 2022 FTX fiasco-a moment that will be remembered, mainly because everyone lost sleep over it. This time, it’s almost all short-term holders running for their digital lives, unwinding faster than a cheap sweater.

Strategy’s Crypto Empire in Peril!

A research note from JPMorgan this week highlighted that index providers are examining whether companies whose digital asset holdings represent more than half of total assets should remain eligible for inclusion. If the proposal is implemented, Strategy could lose its place in indexes such as MSCI USA and the Nasdaq 100. A decision from MSCI is expected by January 15. 🕵️‍♂️⏳

🤑 Bitcoin ETFs: The Great November Escape! 🚀

And who’s leading this grand exodus? None other than BlackRock’s IBIT, the so-called “world’s largest publicly-listed fund.” Ha! More like the world’s largest sieve, with over $2 billion leaking out this month alone, according to SoSoValue. 🕳️💰