Le REX-Osprey XRP ETF, $XRPR, arrive ! Oui, oui, il sera le premier ETF américain à offrir aux investisseurs une exposition directe au troisième plus gros de la cryptomonnaie, $XRP. Une première ! Foule enthousiaste ! 🎉
At the hour of penning this account, Dogecoin hovered near $0.26, its daily commerce a robust $6.15 billion – quite a lively party for so humble a coin. Though it slipped 10% in a day, it still parades a 13% gain over the past week, as if to mock its own fragility. This recent fall came after a multi-day pirouette of rising prices, and now some arcane contraption, the TD Sequential, hints that the descent might pause, if not bow out altogether.
Transak proudly announces that Metamask users in the U.S. and EU can now snag stablecoins at near-perfect 1:1 rates without the pesky detour to “some other site.” Bank transfers, cards – you name it, just don’t leave your cozy wallet universe. Oh, and keep an eyeball out for Circle’s USDC, Tether’s USDT, plus mUSD staging its debut like a dramatic understudy finally getting the spotlight.
What? Imperfect? The very notion! One might as well accuse the sun of failing to rise. Yet, among the initiated, this truth is whispered like a forbidden heresy, a secret too glaring to confess. For the devout, Bitcoin is but a vault for the soulless, while the rest of us crave the fire of utility. 🔥
“The grand Trade Meeting in Europe has had a most splendid outcome!” proclaimed the Donald, “It shall reach its grand finale posthaste!” Thus he heralds, as if he were a poet reciting sonnets! 🎭
After last week’s CPI shenanigans, traders and investors are clutching their hats for the FOMC interest rate decision. Will it be a bull’s parade or a bear’s picnic? Only time will tell. ⏳
After muscle-ing past the fence that held it between $0.88 and $0.90, ADA is now struttin’ around the $0.90 mark like it owns the place. Bulls have a fire in their belly now, using that old ceiling as a new comfort zone. And with volume climbin’ like a cat up a tree, it’s clear folks ain’t just jawin’-they’re puttin’ their money where their mouth is.
In the daily shenanigans of life, Bitcoin is trying to recover from a dramatic breakup with its last peak at $124,517. 🤷♀️ The chart is showing what we call “higher lows and higher highs” – basically, a cute little uptrend forming deliciously. However, it’s stuck on the edge of its seat near $116,000 and realizes it forgot its dance moves. A close above $117,000 might be the party starter for a trip to $120,000, but if things drop below $110,000? Darling, we’re toast.
Currently consolidating at a crucial spot, it appears that even the cofounder of Wormhole-bless their heart-has deemed this week of existential importance. “Time to move forward,” they whisper. But are they holding their breath too? I imagine they are, like all of us on the edge of a cliff waiting for the storm to pass or the wind to change direction. ⏳
As whales grow fat on $ETH and sharks circle like crypto piranhas, the retail crowd has discovered Pepenode ($PEPENODE), a project so delightfully absurd it gamifies staking like a Victorian parlor game. Why mine for gold when you can mine for memes? 💎
