On the 22nd of November, the grand strategist Michael Saylor, a man whose faith in Bitcoin is as unshakable as a Bolshevik’s belief in the revolution, took to the digital square of X to poll the masses. “Did you HODL this week?” he asked, as Bitcoin’s price plummeted like a fallen comrade in battle. The response? A resounding 77.8% of 133,156 souls said, “Yes, we held!” 🛡️✊
This union, my dear reader, promises to blend the old with the new-traditional finance and digital assets, hand in hand, in a nation where technology reigns supreme. A match as inevitable as a Russian winter, yet as intriguing as a Turgenev novel. 🌐✨
That inflow of new capital, however, appears limited at the moment, creating uncertainty around Ethereum’s next move. It’s like trying to fill a swimming pool with a garden hose while everyone’s distracted by a squirrel. 🐿️
Market behaviour in the mid-cap digital asset world has been as unpredictable as a thunderstorm in the Sahara. Driven more by macroeconomic expectations than asset-specific catalysts, these erratic movements have shaped the course of WIF as well. Intraday fluctuations have offered fleeting opportunities for active traders while simultaneously throwing more risk into the cauldron. How delightful! The conditions, naturally, call for disciplined positioning, as uncertainty reigns supreme in the crypto sector. ⚖️
According to data compiled by the crypto ATM tracker coinatmradar.com, the global total of digital currency dispensing machines now sits at 39,122. Because nothing says “stability” like a number that’s just shy of 40,000. 💸
While the crypto markets were having a nervous breakdown, El Salvador swooped in like a society darling at a bargain sale, snapping up 1,098.19 BTC. Yes, darling, they’ve added another $101.14 million to their treasure trove, as bitcoin prices flirted with $92.1K. President Nayib Bukele, ever the showman, announced it with a triumphant “Hooah” and a dashboard screenshot that screamed, “Look at me, I’m fabulous!” 🌟📸
Well, it turns out India has been off gallivanting ahead in the crypto race. They’ve gobbled up the most shiny new crypto developers in 2024 – faster than you can say “blockchain bonanza!” It’s a land of young whizzes, tech whizzes, and grassroots aficionados who’ve decided that coding might as well be as common as eating pani puri. Why wave a flag when you can wave a laptop? 🇮🇳✨
According to the charming insights of the on-chain analytics platform Santiment, there’s been a rather melodramatic collapse in crowd sentiment. The chart at hand exhibits a sharp plunge in the ratio of bullish jubilation to bearish despair. Remarkably, it aligns with the ‘glorious’ plummet of Bitcoin itself and the emotional theatrics of retail traders left breathless by the relentless sell-off.
He thinks Zcash is giving off “third-party candidate vibes,” which, okay, fair. Gary Johnson or Jill Stein, you say? A slight. A definite slight. It’s like, Bitcoin is the sensible, slightly boring option and Zcash is… well, the one trying too hard to be edgy. The point is, splitting the vote now? When Bitcoin needs everyone on its team? Honestly, the audacity. 🤦♀️
Monad, a layer-1 network deftly masquerading in EVM robes, pulled in a staggering $269 million from what we might generously call “investors,” during a token sale that purportedly dwarfed this year’s ICO charts. Over 85,000 souls, possibly with less understanding than a pet goldfish, bought into the promise. The sale was oversubscribed? Naturally, like a shy poet at a tavern-more than enough, yet somehow still insufficient for the minds behind it.
