The Bunni team-those valiant heroes of code-announced, with no small measure of dismay, on X (formerly Twitter, for the nostalgic) that their beloved app was compromised. The platform, it seems, had been caught in an unfortunate tango with an attacker. As a “precaution,” they halted all smart contract functions. How thoughtful! 😏
The breach-oh, the breach!-was first sniffed out by BlockSec, those tireless bloodhounds of the cryptoverse, who barked their warning into the void of 𝕏 (formerly Twitter, for those who still remember such antiquities).
The first boring-but-great resolution meant that they’re now authorized to have 2.7 billion shares-like, who’s counting?-allowing them to presumably buy a yacht or furnish an office in the future when they find themselves flush with cash. Meanwhile, the second amendment is a breath of fresh air-or maybe just more air, since everyone might now convene in the realms of cyberspace for their meetings, and we’ll save humans from the hassle of boardrooms.
Chief among them are the mighty U.S.-based ETPs, devouring the lion’s share with their claws sunk deep-over 1.29 million BTC spread across 11 funds that seem to have more money than sense. According to some obscure Twitter account, HODL15Capital (no idea if it’s a conspiracy or a joke), BlackRock’s iShares Bitcoin Trust plowed through the chaos with nearly three-quarters of a million BTC, while Fidelity’s Fund, the “Wise Origin,” licked up just under 200,000 BTC-like scavengers fighting over the crumbs on the ground. 🥪
Monsieur le Chat, LE Chat marketing du Shiba Inu, Lucie, a partagé récemment une mise à jour qui laissa tous ses confrères pantois. Selon ses comptes rendus, il semble que notre Shiba en maudit ait trébuché derrière PEPE en termes d’interactions sociales. Monsieur, si même vos adorateurs jettent leur dévolu sur votre rival, le charme est cassé!
Devant tout ce qu’on pourrait imaginer, Dogecoin, le grand de la fête, toujours en tête. Suivis presque à la queue-leu-leu, le bouillant PEPE, avec ses 1.5 millions d’interactions, semble flirter avec une popularité enviable, laissant notre cher Shiba Inu derrière en dernière position avec, excusez l’expression, moins d’un million d’échanges.
Voilà une chute vertigineuse, qu’on dirait bien chroniquée dans la triste destinée d’un potion magique ratée.
According to pen-pushers appearing in Bloomberg on the first of September, those crafty exchanges devised an offering for self-managed superannuation funds, which, mind you, harbor a full quarter of Australia’s A$4.3 trillion retirement nest egg. These funds let folks take the reins on their pension adventures, more freedom than the traditional systems ever dared offer, steering clear of the digital forays.
This two-day extravaganza is being organized by the National Bitcoin Office (yes, that’s a real thing, no, I didn’t just make it up) and promises to cement El Salvador’s reputation as the country that said, “Hey, why use regular money when you can use digital money that no one really understands?” in 2021, when they went full Bitcoin as legal tender. Now, they’re basically waving a giant flag that screams, “Look at us! We’re the pioneers of financial independence and technological bravado.”
This whole sell-off drama happened right when Bitcoin did the Kraken dance from above $120,000 to about $108,600. The selling began on August 18, with the whale sending Bitcoin to some place called Hyperliquid instead of the typical stablecoin parking lot, and from there, converted it into Ethereum. So, instead of just selling, they’re bouncing between cryptocurrencies like it’s musical chairs. Kids these days, huh?
Stablecoins – those magical digital tokens that promise stability in a world where stability is a joke. And in Venezuela, they’re now the toast of the town, as the Bolivar keeps playing hopscotch to the bottom. Local reports suggest that stablecoin adoption in Venezuela is accelerating, driven by a devaluation process that could rival the most apocalyptic movie plotlines.
Oh, how fleeting is the joy of the market! Following the Pi Network Linux Node update, a moment of respite seemed to dawn upon our hero, as the Pi token soared to the heavens, reaching the lofty sum of $0.40. Yet, in the face of such heights, the coin met with a formidable foe: the sellers, whose numbers were great and whose resolve was unyielding.
