Cryptonews

It’s like a bunch of folks with party hats waiting to dance, but suddenly they just decide to leave early. What gives, right? Well, let’s dig into this drama. 💥

Guys…. he’s tweeting about the stock. He’s buying the stock. Daddy’s home. 😱

On September 16, Strive Inc. pulled off a clever little deal, snagging MSTR True North Inc. with what they call a “de minimis cash transaction.” In English? They basically got it for peanuts but claim it’s huge. True North’s been making money already, so this is like adopting that cousin who actually pays rent. The goal? To shove True North’s media and treasury stuff into Strive’s giant digital money machine without spending more cash. Strive hit a milestone in September 2025 by becoming the first publicly traded asset management bitcoin treasury company. Yeah, a mouthful, but important enough to flex about.

Picture this-the villainous marauder leverages a flash loan, buying a staggering 4.6 million shiny Bone ShibaSwap tokens (BONE, for those scoring at home). With this arsenal, they slip behind the curtain, slyly snatching validator signing keys and signing off on a transaction that sent a cool $2.4 million sprinting off the Shibarium bridge, faster than you can say “Satoshi’s revenge.”

On a gloriously mundane September 16, 2025, Bitwise Funds Trust submitted a post-effective amendment-because why file just once when you can file again, and again?-for their Stablecoin and Tokenization ETF. The plan: 75 days from ink to reality under the cryptic Rule 485(a)(2). Curiously, the listing exchange and ticker were left as blank slates, perhaps an existential wink to the unpredictability of crypto markets. 🤷‍♂️

The fund, scheduled for a debut sometime between here and the next tea break, vows to pirouette gracefully across Ethereum, Solana, and Stellar. Though, don’t get your knickers in a twist-Galaxy won’t be throwing their whole blockchain brigade at once. Anchorage Digital has nobly volunteered to play custodian, probably because someone has to keep the crypto cookies from disappearing. 🍪

Over on Wall Street, they call it a “rotation.” Meanwhile, Main Street is yelling “Hey! Why is my sandwich now mortgage-worthy?” The DXY index, that infamous scoreboard of dollar muscles, is showing off one of the sharpest slides since someone said “Trust me, it’s fine” to the economy. Exporters are beaming like they just got free snacks; importers? Well, they’re recalculating faster than you can say “tariffs.”

As expected, the usual suspects-Bitcoin and Ethereum-took the lead, showing us once again why they are the top dogs of the crypto world. Bitcoin had a particularly stellar week, attracting a hefty $2.4 billion, its biggest weekly inflow since July. It seems like the sentiment surrounding Bitcoin is as bullish as a charging bull in a china shop. Short-Bitcoin products, on the other hand, weren’t as lucky, with modest outflows pushing their AuM to a humble $86 million. Better luck next time!

Bitcoin’s weekly stochastic RSI has once again raised its hand for the 9th time this round-because apparently, repetition breeds hope.

In the grand theater of finance, Pantera Capital’s maestro, Morehead, declares Solana the jewel in the portfolio crown-$1.1 billion of glittering hope.