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Whales are accumulating like it’s a Black Friday sale, and the Futures Taker CVD is all like, “Yeah, let’s do this!” If the buy-side pressure holds, VIRTUAL might just keep dancing. 💃🕺

Oh, how the price of Ethereum has tried to claw its way from the depths! It began its rise above $2,880, much like the valiant hero in some forgotten epic, and now it seeks to stake its claim above the $2,920 and $2,950 levels.

The World Federation of Exchanges (WFE). Basically, the grown-ups. You know, Nasdaq, Deutsche Börse… the places where actual, regulated stock trading happens. Not a Discord server.

BlackRock, that bastion of financial prudence, has, with a wave of its hand, dismissed the notion of an imminent XRP ETF filing. Mitchnick, ever the diplomat, attributes this to client demand not yet crossing the firm’s internal threshold. How quaint! Yet, one cannot help but wonder if this is merely a polite fiction, a veil draped over more strategic considerations. 🧐💼

Highlights of the madness:

Enter the Chainlink reserve-think of it as the hoarder’s secret stash, but instead of old newspapers, it’s accumulating LINK. Why now? Why so aggressive? Is this the crypto version of “trust, but verify,” or just some fancy marketing trick? The latest reserve data might just hold the key to what’s really brewing beneath the surface-and hint at a rally that’s more than just hot air.

Now, don’t go thinking this fella’s got a crystal ball or some fancy charts. Nah, these numbers are more like a drunk man’s dart throw at a board labeled “Crypto Market 2029.” Still, it’s enough to make a fella dream, ain’t it? 😴💭

The answer, dear readers, is as predictable as your cousin’s questionable dating choices: the US dollar’s mood swings. Yes, the same old dance number that has been setting the pace for crypto rallies for the past decade.

Key Farces:

The company’s treasure chest, overflowing with Ethereum-ish hopes, was battered by market storms, but the weather’s clearing up-or so it seems. The broader scene is getting sunnier, and BMNR is starting to stand up, shake off the dirt, and maybe do a little dance in the rain.