Oh, and the aim? To create faster, sleeker stablecoin settlements with fewer headaches, wallets lighter with lower costs, and none of the old-school bottlenecks that had us all sighing like an old Shakespearean actor craving the spotlight. 🌟
Well, isn’t that just charmingly clear? It’s like baking a cake and then forgetting to turn on the oven. 🎂🔥
Not far behind, Canary’s XRPC ETF strutted in with $5.63 million worth of shares, while Bitwise’s XRP ETF managed a respectable $5.20 million. The others, REX-Osprey and Grayscale, chipped in a humble $1.99 and $1.96 million, proving that in crypto, size does matter-just maybe not in the way you’d think.
Meanwhile, fear gauges and liquidity data are whispering warnings, as if the market itself is a nervous debutante at a ball. Analysts, ever the optimists, claim it’s a “cautiously bullish” backdrop-because nothing says “caution” like a 50% drop in altcoins and a futures market that’s about as stable as a champagne flute on a rollercoaster.
Transition Toward a Public-Permissioned Model (Because Privacy is Overrated Anyway)
Pray attend, dear reader, for the past fifteen years have seen nations beyond the G7’s gilded circle-those bustling realms of the East and South-amassing gold with the fervor of a nation at tea-time 🌍🪙. Thus, gold, that most venerable of metals, stands as a global darling, far removed from Mr. Saylor’s ledger of fleeting whims.
At the end of November 2025, memecoins started displaying notable strength after a prolonged period of stagnation, witnessed on several memecoin price charts. 📈✨
Here’s the deal: No Pi Network ETF exists. Zip. Zero. Nada. And no one-not a single issuer-has even hinted at filing for one. This is according to the wise sages at ActuFinance and other industry observers who, frankly, have better things to do than chase crypto pipe dreams. 🧙♂️✨
Trust Wallet, that digital scribe, has etched Apple Pay and Google Pay into its ledger, offering XRP a golden ticket to 40 countries. The U.S., Brazil, France, Germany, and others now sip from the same crypto chalice, their users able to buy BTC, ETH, BNB, SOL, XRP, USDC, and USDT with USD or EUR. Minimums? A paltry $20-though regional limits, like a strict parent, may intervene.
Yet, lo! The SHIB burn rate erupts into a 790% blaze, incinerating 61.5 million tokens in a single day-a sacrificial ritual to the gods of scarcity. Traders, clad in tinfoil hats and rose-tinted glasses, now whisper of a “breakout” as if it were a prison escape. 🚨
