Cryptonews

Behold, the altcoins! Those intrepid pioneers of utility and innovation, standing tall amidst the chaos. Their robustness is not merely a feature but a testament to their indomitable spirit. 💪

According to Nohap News-which, contrary to its name, is not a nap advisory service-36,684 STRs zoomed into the FIU’s inbox between January and August 2025. That’s more than the combined total of the past two years! For context: in 2021, they had all of 199 reports. Today? They’re drowning in paper trails like a bureaucrat’s nightmare. 📜

Meanwhile, Dennis Porter from the Satoshi Action Group threw some political spice into the mix, branding tomorrow as a ‘defining moment.’ Because, you know, nothing says ‘crypto’ like a political upheaval! 🙄

PayPal Ventures, ever the shrewd investor, has thrown its lot in with Stable, aiming to hoist PYUSD onto the Stablechain. “A commitment to utility!” declares David Weber, the PYUSD ecosystem head, with the fervor of a man who’s just discovered fire. 🔥 Fast transactions, seamless settlements-the promises are grand, the reality yet to be seen. But who are we to doubt the march of progress? 🤔

The Ministry, in its infinite wisdom, proclaims this system shall bring “greater certainty” to the crypto realm, while keeping the UAE in harmony with the global standards of tax transparency. Certainty, you say? In the world of crypto? Pray tell, is this not a jest most divine? 😄

Well, Bitcoin seems to be suffering from a serious case of indecision. It’s flitting around key resistance levels like it can’t decide whether to go to the pub or stay at home binge-watching reality TV. Over the last 24 hours, around 460,000 transactions happened-yup, that many! While 122,000 BTC made a grand exit across the blockchain like it’s fleeing a bad date. 🏃‍♂️💨 But the million-dollar question is: are these whales making deposits (bearish boo) or withdrawing to cold storage (bullish yay)? 🤷‍♀️

By Shayan

They say the market’s wilder’n a Mississippi steamboat these days, yet Strategy charges ahead like a bull in a china shop, hoarding Bitcoin with the enthusiasm of a man who’s either seen the future or lost his wits. At last count, they’re among the top corporate Bitcoin barons, which is to say they’ve got more confidence in this digital contraption than a banker with a fresh haircut. 🧑💼

Currently, Ethereum graces the exchanges at a delicate $4,173-an elegant 6.89% bow downwards in the last 24 hours, and an impressive 8.13% tumble over the week. And lo! As if to add insult to injury, trading volume has skyrocketed by 122% to a staggering $41.86 billion. One can only imagine the frantic jam in that marketplace, buzzing at a market cap flirtatiously circling $500.67 billion.

No, the company did not publicly notify the impacted users, which drew criticism from blockchain investigator ZachXBT. Because who needs transparency when you can have a secret society of data thieves? 🤡