The fall was so dramatic, it would’ve made Pushkin weep. In mere hours, $650 million in positions liquidated like a poorly kept secret-390% more than the previous 24! A cakewalk for the bears, one would say, if bears wore top hats and smoked imperial cigars. 🐻🎩
Ripple’s Singapore offshoot, the oh-so-chic Ripple Markets APAC, has been blessed by the Monetary Authority of Singapore (MAS) to broaden its regulated payment activities under its Major Payment Institution (MPI) license. How très chic! The announcement, made on Monday (of course, one must always start the week with a bang), has sent ripples (pun intended) through the crypto cosmos.
Pray, let us examine the particulars of this rather scandalous affair.
Pyongyang’s researchers have apparently mastered the art of smuggling NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2700 graphics cards-those sleek, powerful relics of the West-into their AI labs, likely under the guise of “diplomatic gifts.” These GPUs now power projects focused on pattern recognition, speech processing, and data optimization. One wonders if the North Koreans have also optimized their ability to avoid paying taxes.
The funds will go to relief teams-because nothing rebuilds a community faster than a few million in crypto-backed care packages. 🏗️✨
On the 1-hour chart, behold! A mighty uptrend emerges from the depths, starting around the 22nd like a gallant hero emerging from the fog of obscurity. With a noble series of higher highs and higher lows, our brave asset marches through the 24th, as if saying, “Fear not, for I shall rise!” These candles-tall, proud, and full of bullish conviction-stand like soldiers at attention, confirming the momentum of our market warriors. 🏆
Cristiano Castro, BlackRock’s director of business development in Brazil, announced this at a Blockchain Conference. He called it “a big surprise” and admitted they were optimistic but “didn’t expect this scale.” Classic. 🤷♂️
On the 30th day of November, Mr. Buterin, in a tone both grave and dripping with sarcasm, implored the good folk of Zcash to abstain from adopting a scheme-token-based voting-which, he asserts, would cast a shadow over the long-standing civil liberties they cherish, in favour of fleeting riches. Ah, the eternal struggle between gold and virtue! 💸🛡️
Bitcoin is trading at $91,482 on Sunday, Nov. 30, 2025, and prediction markets Polymarket and Kalshi show traders leaning toward moderate upside expectations, treating extreme price targets like they’re from another galaxy. Traders are betting Bitcoin might soar by the year’s end, but definitely not in a way that will make you drop your coffee cup.
So, here we are, comparing the charts. Is Monad showing the same signs of failure as Pi Coin? Or is there some hope, somewhere? Let’s find out!
