Ethereum’s price, after some nice moves above $2,720, has found a new energy, almost as if it were in competition with Bitcoin. And like any good contestant, it gained some serious traction above the $2,850 and $2,880 resistance levels. 🔥
But wait, this is only the second such upgrade in 2025! The first, the Pectra fork in May, saw Ethereum’s price soar by a bold 29%, setting new standards for validator operations. Will Fusaka’s magic do the same for ETH? Only time-and perhaps a few market swings-will tell.
Enter Peter Brandt, the soothsayer of Wall Street, who claims traders must accept that Bitcoin’s price is doing a slow dance of decay-like a tragic Russian ballet. Miners are throwing in the towel, chatting about Bitcoin and shiny tokens while the market trembles like a failed attempt at a balalaika concerto. 🎻
Let’s talk about XRP. It’s clinging to the $2 mark like a desperate limpet on a particularly slippery rock. The charts are telling a story, and it’s not a happy one: lower highs, lower lows, a descending channel so clean you could probably use it to measure things. Any attempt to climb out has been met with a swift and rather dismissive slap-down. It seems the sellers are thoroughly enjoying themselves.
The ETH futures premium and the put options skew indicate that traders are hedging aggressively despite an 8% price rebound.
The company launched this feature with Myriad, as its first partner on prediction markets. Because nothing says “trust me” like betting on sports, crypto, and politics with a wallet that’s basically a glorified calculator. 🤯
Amid the icy grip of market fear-CoinMarketCap’s Fear and Greed Index shivering at 16/100-HYPE defiantly surges, a phoenix from the ashes, climbing 10% to perch at $33. But why, you ask? Ah, the whims of fate and the machinations of men. 🤔
Now, you’d think with stocks and gold throwing confetti parades (and AI stocks doing backflips 🤖!), crypto might’ve at least brought a party hat. But no! It’s sulking in the corner like a kid who forgot their lunch money. How puzzling.
Indeed, Amazon is plunging headlong into the AI arms race with their latest hardware constellation-each cluster of “UltraServers” houses up to 144 Trainium 3 chips. Fancy! A mighty move to outshine Google and Nvidia while reducing dependence on those pesky external suppliers. What a cunning plan-think of it as the tech version of “my, what a big server you have”!
The latest Bitcoin Treasuries data shows that the top 100 public Bitcoin treasury companies hold a staggering 1,058,929 BTC. All public companies combined are sitting pretty with 1,061,697 BTC. The biggest fish in the pond? Strategy, with 650,000 BTC – practically swimming in it! Michael Saylor’s company made a recent purchase of 130 BTC for the not-so-small sum of $11.7 million. Who said Bitcoin wasn’t a rich man’s playground? 💸
