In the four-hour timeframe (because who doesn’t love a good four-hour drama?), the ETH/USD pair has formed a “higher low,” which is basically crypto’s way of saying, “I’m not dead yet!” 🦜 It’s been closing above its falling logarithmic trend and the resistance level around $3,082, which is about as exciting as watching paint dry, but with more zeros involved.
And it gets juicier! Momentum indicators are finally easing off their grumpy, bearish phase, and now traders are suddenly… wait for it… starting to think things could actually improve short-term! Who would have thought?
According to the inimitable David Schamis, CEO of Hyperliquid Strategies, this union shall fling open the doors of the Hyperliquid [HYPE] chain and DEX to the public markets. 🌍💸 He declares, with a flourish of his metaphorical monocle:
“I shall venture out on this limb,” he declared, “and stake my reputation on this prophecy!” Oh, the audacity of it all! A limb, you say? More like a tightrope over a pit of laughing satyrs! 🤡
On-chain nerds at Lookonchain spotted another massive Ethereum deposit from the firm-basically BlackRock shouting “I’m still in charge” in blockchain code.
While the fat cats of Wall Street and the halving hype train promise a bright future, the cracks in the technical foundation and the weary eyes of cycle veterans tell a different tale. Enter Crypto Seth, the anonymous oracle of the crypto realm, who graces us with his top 5 reasons for and against Bitcoin’s next big rally. Spoiler alert: it’s as dramatic as a Russian novel. 📈📉
Imagine, if you will, the grand ballet of capital, where long-term investors, those stoic guardians of wealth, gracefully transfer their treasures into private wallets. 🕊️💼 Is this not the very essence of confidence, a silent declaration that the market shall endure? And lo, the institutions, those titans of finance, march forward with their spot Bitcoin ETFs, led by the likes of BlackRock and Fidelity, their coffers swelling with digital gold. 🏦💎
What’s on the menu, you ask? Well, imagine oil, gas, cotton, and timber-yes, the very stuff of your everyday dreams-all neatly packaged and tossed onto the blockchain. And don’t forget their trusty sidekick, the USD1 stablecoin, pegged to the mighty dollar. 💵🛢️
The newly birthed Binance Junior platform allows parents, those stalwart guardians of the young and tender, to open and manage crypto savings accounts for their progeny. These little ones-blessed with their own slice of digital wealth-may save and earn crypto through Binance’s “Flexible Simple Earn,” a system designed to keep their innocent hands away from the turbulent seas of trading, lest they be swept away by the merciless tides of market volatility. A parent’s dream, indeed-control, order, and digital wealth! 🤑
Polymarket, with a flourish most dramatic, proclaimed this Wednesday past that its American app is now alive and well, in a rollout as phased as a poorly choreographed country dance. Thus, it restores to the good people of this nation access to one of the world’s most esteemed prediction platforms, after an absence as protracted as a sermon on a rainy Sunday. In a missive on X, the company declared with no small measure of self-congratulation, “Against all odds. Polymarket’s U.S. app is now being rolled out to those on the waitlist. We’re launching with sports – followed by markets on everything.” 🏈💼