Cryptonews

Now, hold onto your hats, folks, because merchants across Europe will be able to accept EURC payments on Ethereum (ERC-20), Solana (SPL), and Base. Yes, you read that right. They’re not just dabbling in one, but THREE blockchain networks. So, in a world where speed and security are often at odds like two people fighting over the last slice of pizza, these guys have managed to make blockchain transactions faster and more secure-like having your cake and eating it too, only without the risk of a sugar crash.

In a tweet (or as the cool kids call it, an X), the sagacious guardians at Blockaid-who watch the crypto realm like hawks in sunglasses-revealed that PEPE’s website has become a playground for a malicious code named Inferno Drainer. Picture it as a digital vampire, sucking coins right out of your virtual wallet, all while you happily click away, oblivious as a squirrel in traffic. This malware redirects visitors-yes, you and your shiny tokens-to a doppelgänger portal that looks just like the real deal, but with a sinister twist. Clicking on the phishing links there? That’s like signing a check for your entire bank account. Nice. 🦇🧛‍♂️

We’re officially part of Ripple! 🎉

For over 40 years, we’ve helped treasury teams manage complexity and optimize liquidity. Now, we’re bringing that same approach to the digital asset era by giving our customers the option to access real-time settlement and institutional-grade…

Trader Cryptollica dropped a chart so complicated, it’s basically hieroglyphics. “Mayer Multiple says $1.30!” they scream, while the rest of us are just trying to remember if Mayer’s the guy from The Bachelor or a spreadsheet formula. 📈💩

The mighty Commodity Futures Trading Commission, known to insiders as the CFTC, decided to play nice and announced that the day of unregulated chaos might be winding down-regulations are now a thing, folks! Starting December 4, 2025, newly minted listed spot crypto products are allowed to shimmy right onto the exchanges that play by the government’s rules. Think of it as crypto finally earning its invitation to the grown-up table, dressed in a suit and tie, not pajama pants. 🕺

All those moving averages-50, 100, 200 days-they’re practically waving goodbye, sloping down faster than my patience with this market. And every attempt to climb out? Like trying to get out of a pool with a weight attached. Nope. The 20-day EMA? That’s just a tease-trying to look hopeful, but nope, immediately smacked down. Every. Single. Time. It’s like trying to push a rope. Or convincing my wife I’m right. Doesn’t happen. ⬇️

Ripple, that enigmatic titan of the digital realm, has poured forth nearly four billion dollars into the alchemy of finance, crafting a labyrinth of innovation in 2025. With acquisitions as bold as a poet’s quill-GTreasury, Rail, Palisade, and Ripple Prime-the company weaves a tapestry of real-time global value, where money dances between traditional and digital realms like a waltz of the ages. From treasury whispers to stablecoin symphonies, Ripple’s grand opus hums with the rhythm of instant settlement, a melody only the brave dare to follow. 🎶

On 3 December, the company announced it had added a staggering 363 BTC to its coffers. That’s right, folks, from a mere 4,004 BTC on 7 November to an eye-watering 4,367 BTC as of 02 December. Apparently, the only thing American Bitcoin is better at than making claims is making it rain bitcoin-while the market was busy doing its best rollercoaster impression.

“The storm that rages now won’t calm soon,” she says, voice laden with the weight of disillusionment. “Next January? That depends on whether the market has finally given up its fool’s game and remembers that sentiment is as fickle as a tavern maid’s love.”

Apparently, a whopping 97% of these stablecoins are tied to the US dollar, don’t you know. The IMF chaps are wagging their fingers, saying governments ought to keep these digital upstarts from becoming legal tender. Tsk, tsk. 🇺🇸💼