SHIB, not to be outdone, sashayed up 6%, thanks to a dramatic drop in exchange reserves. Less supply, you see, darling. It’s all rather like a society ball where the canapés run out-everyone wants a piece! 🥂
Bitcoin (BTC) just added 4% to its 24-hour tally, hitting $119,450 on Coinbase. TradingView must be like, “Oh, you’re back? Cool, I’ll just chart this again.” According to the oracle of price charts.
Hold onto your hats, folks! At a glitzy shindig in Singapore called Token 2049, CEO Zach Witkoff and Don Jr. himself declared they’re bridgin’ the gap between crypto and your local 7-Elephant. The debit card’s piloted for Q4 2025 or whenever the stars align for 2026. No rush, right? Remember when Zak Folkman teased this at Korea Blockchain Week? Yeah, same guy who said “retail app” but forgot to mention it’s still vaporware. Classic.
Crypto markets are entering a period of renewed momentum, with investors, policymakers, and developers shaping what could be a defining phase for digital assets. Regulatory shifts, political changes in the United States, and record highs across leading tokens are signaling that the industry is gaining traction well beyond its speculative roots. Supporters argue this momentum points to long-term resilience and increasing integration of blockchain technologies into global finance. 🌍✨
Changpeng Zhao (CZ for those who don’t have time to say full names) wasted no time in throwing up an alert. He jumped on his own X account, typing furiously, like someone who’s just realized their phone is on 1%: “ALERT: The @BNBCHAIN X account is compromised. The hacker posted a bunch of links to phishing websites that ask for Wallet Connect. Do NOT connect your wallet!”
When shall we dance with the bear? We’ve dissected the corpses of past winters (2011 to 2023), studied the omens-hacks, bankruptcies, the tragicomedy of human folly-and fed it to a machine. Its verdict? Brace for laughter. 😏
This saucy rally’s kicking off because the TON Foundation just poached a bigwig for their marketing squad. Drumroll, please: they’ve nabbed Gerardo Carucci as Chief Marketing Officer (CMO), effective yesterday. Who needs a slow burn when you can dive headfirst?
Crypto platform Bullish (ticker BLSH for those who like their thrills on the ticker tape) has officially swung open the spot trading gates across America, following the ceremonious awarding of both a BitLicense and a money transmission license from the venerable New York State Department of Financial Services (NYDFS) just last month. One suspects the paperwork was as thrilling as a Sunday stroll in the park-if that park were lined with financial wizards demanding their due.
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Coinglass figures show exchange ETH futures open interest in the high-$50 billion after peaking above $70 billion in late August. Across venues, open interest totals 13.28 million ETH ($57.43 billion), a muscular backdrop that keeps funding and liquidations as relevant as a forgotten rhyme in a limerick.
