Meme Coins vs AI: 2025’s Crypto Circus 🐘💥

The main meme coin narrative, that old dog with a new leash, clung to 12.48% of attention, down from 14.36%. Yet it paraded proudly as champion, having outfoxed the AI scribes and RWA bureaucrats. Solana’s jesters, with their 4.57% share, performed acrobatics in sixth place, while AI meme coins-those half-baked satires of progress-crawled to 18th, and Base meme coins, trailing closely, earned 1.40% with the grace of a sleep-deprived turtle.

Tom Lee Says Ethereum Will Anchor the Next Global Financial System

Tom Lee, the Wall Street strategist turned crypto evangelist who wears many hats at Fundstrat and Bitmine, joined Farokh Sarmad on Rug Radio for a candid chat about everything from early stock tips to Ethereum’s eventual dominance of the global economy. Spoiler alert: it’s all about tokenization.

🤑 Fed’s Tiny Snip Sends Crypto on a Wild Rollercoaster! 🚀💸

Ah, the Federal Reserve, those masters of monetary mischief, pulled their rabbit out of the hat on Wednesday, slicing the federal funds rate by a mere 25 basis points. The third time’s the charm in 2025, they say, bringing rates to their lowest since the days of yore (early 2023, to be precise). 🧙♂️✨

🌌 Galaxy Invades UAE: Crypto Conquest or Desert Mirage? 🌴

Galaxy’s Middle East Adventure

According to a Wednesday notice (because nothing says “we mean business” like a midweek press release), Galaxy will set up shop under the watchful eye of the Abu Dhabi Global Market (ADGM), the region’s financial bigwig. Mike Novogratz, the company’s founder and CEO, claims this is all part of a grand strategy to expand partnerships and operations. Or, as we like to call it, “conquering the world, one desert at a time.” 🗺️

Bitcoin’s Secret Sauce: Why It’s Still Stronger Than Your Grandma’s Rum Cake 🍪

CIO and founder of MNFund and MNCapital, CryptoMichNL, emphasized that Bitcoin shares a strong correlation with the Nasdaq. While Nasdaq continues to show steady resilience, BTC has stalled behind. This mismatch creates a mispricing and market divergence, which is why the path toward $100,000 remains wide open and why the 4-year cycle thesis doesn’t hold up. The 4-year cycle thesis? More like the 4-year “I give up” thesis. 🤯

WIF’s Wild Ride: From $0.31 to $0.48? 🤑🚀

Egad, the WIF (WIF) price is putting on quite the show, my dear fellow, with one of its most spiffing technical recoveries in recent memory. Bouncing back from the $0.31 region with the vigor of a spring chicken, this meme token has shifted the short-term sentiment faster than Jeeves can mix a martini. Backed by a clear uptick in bullish volume, it’s now poised to tackle higher resistance levels, though whether it succeeds remains to be seen. The point of control, that fickle mistress, has been reclaimed and retested, hinting that the market structure is beginning to show signs of life-or at least a pulse. 🌡️

SharpLink’s ETH Staking Gold Rush: A Whale of a Time!

In the ever-evolving world of cryptocurrency, the Ethereum staking economy is still demonstrating its durability, much like a well-aged wine. 🍷✨ SharpLink Gaming, that paragon of modern finance, is once again at the center of this wave, with staking rewards so generous, they might as well be serving champagne. 🥂💰

The XRP Showdown: ETFs, Fights & Fame-Oh My! 🚀💥

This valorous firm, with its history of managing a motley assortment of crypto exchange-traded products across the globe, first dared to whisper its intentions to the mighty SEC back in the distant November of yore, submitting its S-1-an elegant dance of paperwork, amendments, and wishful thinking. Like a nervous debutant, 21Shares kept submitting, polishing their bowtie of filings, hoping to impress the stern-eyed regulators with their finery.