In a world where blockchains compete like rival kingdoms, Cardano’s founder, Charles Hoskinson, has declared his network the “true 3rd Gen Blockchain,” while mocking others for “taking shortcuts” – a move as bold as a poet accusing a thief of stealing his muse. 🧙♂️
“The road to Omega is full of challenges and surprises,” he quipped, as if embarking on a quest to slay the dragon of scalability. One can almost hear the clank of armor and the distant roar of a dragon named “Technical Debt.” 💥
The road to Omega is full of challenges and surprises, but it will solve the pillar of scalability once and for all. Midnight and partnerchains give us interoperability, and we are well on our way to governance being recursively self-improving.
Cardano is the ONLY true 3rd…
– Charles Hoskinson (@IOHK_Charles) September 26, 2025
Enter Leios Lite, an “upcoming iteration” that promises to boost Cardano’s throughput by 30-55 times. A miracle, or just a well-timed marketing ploy? 🤯 According to TapTools, this is the first step toward a “full deployment” that will surely make Ethereum weep into its coffee. ☕
FACT: Leios Lite will bring a 30-55x increase in throughput for Cardano.
IOG plans to roll out Leios in iterations, with Leios Lite as the first major step toward full deployment.
– TapTools (@TapTools) September 25, 2025
Midnight Network and partnerchains, meanwhile, are described as “interoperability,” a term so vague it could mean anything from a blockchain ballet to a conspiracy theory. 🕺 Governance, they claim, will be “recursively self-improving” – a loop so deep, even a philosopher would need a nap. 🧠
Cardano’s ambition? To outshine Ethereum and Solana, two “rivals” who, in Hoskinson’s eyes, are merely “hasty” in their development. A race where the finish line keeps moving, and the spectators are too tired to care. 🏃♂️💨
And let’s not forget the MCM Fund I, a “tokenization reinsurance fund” that’s as mysterious as a Bulgakov character’s past. It’s investing in blockchains like Aptos and Solana, and even made a transaction on the London Stock Exchange – because why not? 🏦✨
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2025-09-26 19:05