Behold, the once-proud ADA, now a shadow of its former self, languishes in the crypt of cryptocurrencies. Its value, once a lofty $0.82, has crumbled like stale black bread to a meager $0.46, a 44.55% decline in a year-a fate befitting a forgotten tsar. 🍞🪦
Hyperliquid, Monad, Zcash: The Guillotines Await 🚀💰
In a proclamation worthy of a modern-day Nostradamus, Alex Svanevik, the Penguin Emperor of Nansen (🐦📊), decrees: Cardano shall tumble from the Pantheon of Top 20 cryptos by 2026. Why? “It’s a ghost chain,” he scoffs, “where users go to vanish, not to trade.” 🤪👻
Cardano will fall out of top 20 in 2026.
It’s a total ghostchain. No-one uses it.
Even price performance has been abysmal: peak couldn’t even reach -50% vs peak in 2021.
Hyperliquid, Monad, Zcash will all flip it next year.
– Alex Svanevik 🐧 (@ASvanevik) November 20, 2025
Yet Hyperliquid, Monad, and Zcash-those sprightly upstarts-loom like revolutionary zealots, eager to usurp ADA’s throne. One trades futures with the fervor of a Parisian mob 📈💣; another, a privacy coin, whispers seduction to the paranoid. 🤫🔒
But lo! The people protest! A peasant named @TradingAlpinist roars: “Cardano has survived doomscrolling since the dawn of time!” And indeed, ADA clings to the Top 10 like a barnacle on a sinking ship. 🐚⚓
The Beast Year Cometh… Or Does It? 🐾❓
Charles Hoskinson, Cardano’s enigmatic architect, prophesies 2026 as the “beast year” for crypto. Yet one wonders: will this beast devour ADA itself? Or will it roar, unimpressed, as newer, hungrier chains claim their spoils? 🐾🔥
As the clock ticks, ADA hovers above $0.46, a support level trembling like a leaf in a storm. Will it rally, or succumb to the guillotine of irrelevance? Only the Penguin Oracle knows. 🐧👑
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