BTC Dumps to $90K, HYPE Crashes 9%-What’s Next? 🚀💥

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Oh, look! The crypto market is back to its old tricks-sliding down the emotional rollercoaster like it’s 2022 again. 🤯 Bitcoin (BTC) decided to take a nap at $90K, while Hyperliquid (HYPE) basically performed a 9% backflip into the abyss. 🕵️‍♀️

Bitcoin started the week with a “I’m gonna be a big boy today!” vibe, hitting $92K, but then… sigh… the bears came in with a “You’re not as cool as you think” punch. Now it’s chilling at $90,200. Because nothing says “confidence” like a 2% dip. 📉

BTC Takes a Step Back

Meanwhile, Strategy (aka MicroStrategy 2.0) just dropped $1B on 10,600 BTC, making their stash bigger than your ex’s Instagram followers. 🧠 But here’s the twist: every time they buy, BTC acts like it’s been ghosted. Coincidence? I think not. 👀

The FOMC is about to drop a “surprise” interest rate cut, which is basically crypto’s version of a “I’m sorry” text. 🤡 The market is already sweating bullets, wondering if this is the start of a new drama or just another plot twist. 🎭

HYPE and These Alts Bleed Out

Hyperliquid (HYPE) is the crypto equivalent of a broke friend who says, “I’m fine, really!” while leaking 9% in a day. 🎯 Quant (QNT) and Kaspa (KAS) are right there, crying over 6% losses. Meanwhile, MemeCore (M) and Canton (CC) are the only ones smiling, like they’ve already sold their crypto and are sipping margaritas. 🍹

The total market cap? A sad $3.16T. Down 2% because, of course, the crypto gods hate us. 🙃

So, what’s the takeaway? The crypto market is a wild ride, and nobody knows the destination. But hey, at least we’re all in this together… or at least pretending to be. 🤝💸

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2025-12-09 14:01