BTC Crash Incoming?! 😱

Hark! A crypto soothsayer, one who did presage the great crypto rout of twenty and twenty-one, doth now proclaim that Bitcoin, that most volatile of currencies, shall suffer a grievous correction ere it doth ascend to new and dizzying heights. 🎭

This diviner, known only as Dave the Wave (a moniker most curious, methinks), doth inform his legion of X followers – a paltry 153,500 souls – that Bitcoin shall plummet to a mere $90,000 before embarking on its next grand escapade, eschewing a swift and parabolic rise for something less…dramatic. 📉

Indeed, this trader, with a target most vague, doth foresee Bitcoin reaching a price of approximately $160,000 by September, or thereabouts. One can only wonder if his crystal ball is foggy.🔮

“We all, in our hearts, desire Bitcoin’s price to soar hither and yon!” 💸

“But were I a betting man, I would wager on the orange, not the yellow.” 🤔

Quoting from his own newsletter (for who better to quote than oneself?), Dave the Wave doth assert that Bitcoin’s rallies are swift as a summer’s breeze, while its corrections are drawn out like a tedious sermon, dampening spirits and leaving the bears utterly confounded for the grand finale. 🐻➡️🤡

“In these days, ’tis said that with each fortnight comes a new breakout in price. And this, they say, is how it goes: price takes the elevator up (a rather modern contraption, wouldn’t you agree?) and the stairs down – increases happen with haste, consolidations take an eternity…”

“These consolidations breed negativity after the initial glee of the previous ascent fades. ‘Tis a process that doth require time. Duration on the chart demands endurance in the investor. And, of course, here doth the contrarian enter the stage – while many allow the market’s mood to sway their own, the contrarian spies opportunity in the markets’ peculiar ways.”

“And thus, the run-ups are as swift as a highwayman’s escape!” 🏃‍♂️

As of this very moment, Bitcoin doth trade for $103,105. A price, I say, that could vanish like morning mist!💨