Mesdames et messieurs, witness the grand spectacle of Bitcoin, who, with the audacity of a tragic hero, vaulted past 116,000 écus (or dollars, if you prefer) only to trip on its own cape and tumble a thousand pièces! A most theatrical display, n’est-ce pas?
The altcoins, ever the sycophants, followed suit with ZEC and PI leading the ballet of gains. One might say they pirouetted into the green, while larger caps clapped politely from the wings. What a farce!
La Tragédie Comique de BTC
Bitcoin, that fickle lover of markets, had previously soared to 114,000 with the enthusiasm of a man who’s just discovered he’s the subject of a biography. Yet, like a candle in the wind, it was extinguished by a mere 8,000 drop, retreating to 106,000 with the grace of a deflated soufflé.
The days that followed were a dull interlude, punctuated only by the anticipated release of September’s CPI numbers. BTC, now a cautious spectator at 111,000, leapt to 112,000 upon learning inflation was less dire than feared. A plot twist worthy of Molière, if ever there was one!
But lo! The weekend brought new drama. BTC slithered to 110,000, only to rally with the vigor of a man who’s just remembered he forgot his umbrella. Sunday saw it challenge 112,000, and upon hearing whispers of a Sino-American trade deal, it broke past 113,000 like a child escaping a lecture on finance.
Monday’s performance? A crescendo! BTC scaled 116,000, the highest since the October 10 massacre (a date to remember, dear reader). Though it now totters 1,000 lower, it still boasts a 2.4% gain, its market cap swelling to 2.3 trillion. Dominance? A mere 58%-modest for a king of this farce!
PI et ZEC: Les Étoiles du Jour
Pi Network’s token, that upstart, has risen 25% in 24 hours, scaling 0.28 with the ambition of a poet. ZEC, our privacy-obsessed companion, followed with a 15% gain, breaching 350 for the first time this decade. A duet of delirious delight!
Other alts, too, played their part: BCH (6.4%), ETH (4.2%), BNB (2.6%), and UNI (5%) took bows. Even SOL, DOGE, ADA, LINK, and HYPe managed modest gains, as if whispering, “We are here, too!”
The market cap? It added 100 billion like a man counting his change after a feast. For a moment, it even brushed 4 trillion-a fleeting dream, like believing one’s a millionaire after winning a raffle!
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2025-10-27 14:02