Breaking: Strategy Buys $1.3 Billion Worth of Bitcoin

Ah, the ever-so-savvy business intelligence firm, Strategy, has decided to add another sparkling 1.34 billion dollars worth of Bitcoin to its growing treasure chest, as revealed in their latest Monday proclamation. 🤑

With this new acquisition, their stash now boasts a total of nearly 569,000 Bitcoins. Yes, you read that right, nearly six hundred thousand! At this rate, they might just be on track to own the entire internet’s digital gold supply. 💰

As always, our dear co-founder Michael Saylor, the grand maestro of this crypto opera, has teased that a new, even grander Bitcoin haul may be unveiled this coming Friday. Because why not keep us all on the edge of our seats, wondering what his next “big reveal” will be? 🙄

Meanwhile, despite the fireworks in trade talks between the US and China (which, surely, would send the markets soaring), the price of Bitcoin has taken a bit of a dive, now under $104,000. The cryptocurrency rollercoaster continues, folks. 🎢

Oh, and for those curious minds out there, Bitwise reports that a staggering 80 publicly traded companies now hold Bitcoin on their balance sheets. Imagine that—corporate bigwigs hoarding digital coins like they’re the new Monopoly money. But, hey, it’s all the rage now, right? 🤷‍♂️

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2025-05-12 15:29