Oh, great, another way to lose money faster! 🤯💸 Bitget has rolled out 25 new US stock U-based perpetual contracts, offering up to 25x leverage with trading fees so low, they’re practically free… until you lose everything. 🚀💥 The selection includes big names like Tesla, Apple, Nvidia, Coinbase, and Alibaba – because who doesn’t want to bet on the future of tech and crypto? 🤯🔥 Available five days a week with 24/7 access, because who needs sleep when you can trade 24/7? 🕒💸 The move blends the nonstop flexibility of crypto trading with exposure to leading US companies. Bitget aims to expand user choices while keeping trading affordable and efficient… or at least as efficient as a toddler with a calculator. 📈🤪
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