Awake, comrades! Come drink the bitter brew of today’s crypto sermon — the tale where iron coins battle with shadows of greed and spectacle.
Prepare your worn cup of weak coffee, for we delve deep into the tempestuous heart where Bitcoin (that proud pioneer) claws and scrabbles, like a pitiful street urchin desperate to be king amongst the gilded financiers. Corporate vultures circle — their eyes shimmer with hopes, dreams, and dollar signs. Could this madness lift Bitcoin to dizzying heights? Let us peer into the abyss.
Would You Buy Bitcoin at $2.2 Million or $50 Million Per Coin?
Despite a sharp nip from the ruthless market beast, Bitcoin staggers onward, its battered body limping at $91,575 but its spirit unbroken.
A whisper from BeInCrypto — like an old soothsayer croaking in the shadows — suggests that if this slender lifeline holds, the great beast might claw its way through the $100,000 fortress beyond $94,000 defenses.
Yet, the gambler’s heart, Michael Saylor, now dreams of Bitcoin soaring to the insane heights of $50 million per shiny coin — if only his company swallows 10% of the entire 21 million-strong brood.
“If I’m lucky enough to grind to 10% of the supply, Bitcoin’s going to be $50 million a coin,” murmurs Swan, quoting the visionary madman Saylor.
Think about that market — a staggering $1,050 trillion! Laughable? No, terrifying. Ten times the global GDP of 2023. A monument to greed that would make even the czars blush.
Strategy (the beast formerly known as MicroStrategy) reigns as the largest corporate Bitcoin hoarder, with Saylor at the helm, chasing dreams and possible disasters alike.
In these dark alleys, we summoned Max Keiser, that fierce prophet who helped El Salvador tango with Bitcoin’s fiery flames, confident now in a $2.2 million prophecy.
Max speaks of a brewing clash—a gladiatorial duel between Jack Mallers’ fresh-faced 21 Capital and the aging juggernaut Strategy. Institutional FOMO? It’s not just a trembling whisper — it’s a roar on the streets.
“Bitcoin’s march will snatch gold’s throne on the global asset stage—and then it won’t stop. In time, Bitcoin will overshadow 10% of all capital on Earth,” Max proclaims. Bold, brash, and borderline lunacy. But hey, that’s crypto.
Max paints a fiery picture: Mallers and Saylor tossing the US dollar to the wolves, charging headlong to a Bitcoin frenzy. Sure, $50 million per coin is lofty, but $2.2 million? That’s slowly curling from the realm of fantasy into reality.
And 21 Capital? A newborn titan, forged by giants: Cantor Fitzgerald, SoftBank, Tether, and Bitfinex throwing $3 billion into the pot.
Mallers–Saylor Rivalry to Accelerate Bitcoin Supply Squeeze
Enter Jack Mallers, co-founder and CEO, wielding experience and dreams, founder of the Lightning app Strike, lighting fires under Bitcoin’s institutional acceptance.
Steven Lubka of Swan Private Wealth views 21 Capital as a snarling challenger to MicroStrategy’s Bitcoin throne. He muses over “Bitcoin Per Share” metrics — truly, an effort to wrestle the beast with new ropes.
Yet, irony abounds:
“The very challenge that says ‘we’ll be the most successful Bitcoin company’ only pumps more life into MicroStrategy,” quips Lubka, with a laugh that tastes like dark coffee and disappointment.
Meanwhile, TD Cowen’s soothsayers see 21 Capital as the giant stamp of approval on MicroStrategy’s Bitcoin love affair, a turning tide in the institutional sentiment, nudging the bullish whispers louder.
“This marks a crossroads for MSTR shares,” intones VanEck’s Mathew Sigel, riding the waves of digital asset gospel.
As these titans duel, stacking coin like madmen hoarding bread in a famine, market liquidity dwindles. The Mallers–Saylor clash might just squeeze Bitcoin’s supply tight enough to blast its price straight into the realm of mythical beasts.
Geoff Kendrick of Standard Chartered nods sagely, reaffirming his price targets as the drama unfolds.
Charts of the Day
Here, behold Bitcoin’s wretched dance of numbers — circulation in blue, price in black — a year’s saga of struggle and sudden bursts of frantic desire.
Slowly, the coins pour into the river; prices dance like drunken revelers, surging, retreating, as mercurial as the market gods allow.
Next, a vision of scarcity: total supply in orange, mined versus yet-to-be-mined in lively blues and greens. The end nears, the stream dries up. Bitcoin’s final haul looms like a specter in 2025. Tick tock, crypto clock.
Crypto Equities Pre-Market Overview
| Company | At the Close of April 23 | Pre-Market Overview |
|---|---|---|
| Strategy (MSTR) | $345.73 | $343.23 (-0.72%) |
| Coinbase Global (COIN) | $194.80 | $193.06 (-0.89%) |
| Galaxy Digital Holdings (GLXY.TO) | $18.73 | $19.25 (+2.86%) |
| MARA Holdings (MARA) | $14.13 | $13.94 (-1.34%) |
| Riot Platforms (RIOT) | $7.50 | $7.43 (-1.07%) |
| Core Scientific (CORZ) | $7.12 | $7.19 (+0.98%) |
So here we stand, comrades, at the crossroads of madness and fortune. Bitcoin’s dance continues, a fierce farce of wealth and woe. Will these coins become golden empires or dusty illusions in the dirt? Wait, watch, and clutch your wallets tightly — the show is far from over. 💣💰
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