Ah, Bitcoin—that fickle mistress of the digital age, dancing on the precipice of $120,000 like a tightrope walker with a penchant for drama. 🪩✨ Recently, she flirted with $119,000, only to dip her toes back to $115,000, leaving the masses gasping for breath. But fear not, dear reader, for Metaplanet, that Tokyo-bred titan of investment, has swooped in with a $92.5 million embrace, clutching 780 BTC to its bosom like a miser hoarding trinkets. 🤑
In a missive posted on X—that modern-day bazaar of whispers and witticisms—Metaplanet proclaimed its latest conquest. “Behold,” it declared, “we have acquired 780 BTC at the modest sum of $118,622 per coin, achieving a BTC Yield of 449.7% YTD 2025.” 🥳 As of July 28, their hoard stands at 17,132 BTC, purchased at an average of $101,030 per coin, totaling nearly $1.73 billion. A tidy sum, no? Yet, they aspire to 30,000 BTC by year’s end—a goal as audacious as it is quixotic. 🏰
Metaplanet has acquired 780 BTC for ~$92.5 million at ~$118,622 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 449.7% YTD 2025. As of 7/28/2025, we hold 17,132 $BTC acquired for ~$1.73 billion at ~$101,030 per bitcoin. $MTPLF
— Simon Gerovich (@gerovich) July 28, 2025
With over 57% of their target already in the vault, one cannot help but marvel at their unwavering faith in Bitcoin—a faith as steadfast as a peasant’s belief in a bountiful harvest, yet far more lucrative. 🌾💰
On-Chain Whispers: The Market’s Silent Sighs
Meanwhile, in the shadowy realm of on-chain data, a CryptoQuant sage reveals that a mere 13% of short-term spot market participants are in profit. Bitcoin, hovering near its zenith, leaves their realized price at a paltry $104,000. Their unrealized profits? Scarce. Their urge to sell? Minimal. 🧙♂️📉
In bull markets past—2012 and 2021, to be precise—this cohort basked in profits of 232% and 150% before the peaks. This cycle? A modest 69%, now waning. Should losses deepen, capitulation may ensue—a moment ripe for the shrewd investor to pounce. 🦅💼
Bullish Whispers: Ted Pillows’ Crystal Ball
On July 27, Ted Pillows—a crypto oracle of some repute—proclaimed on X that a breakout above $119,500 could unleash Bitcoin’s next grand ascent. With that threshold now in sight, he suggests a decisive breach could herald a rally toward new highs. 🌟📈
$BTC needs to break above $119.5K for a big move.
If that doesn’t happen, this consolidation will continue.
I think BTC could break above this level next month which will start the next leg up.
— Ted (@TedPillows) July 27, 2025
At the hour of this scribbling, Bitcoin trades at $119,400, up 1% in 24 hours, adding $20 billion to its market cap. CoinGlass data hints at a “max pain” level for short sellers at $119,600—a threshold that, if breached, could liquidate $1.1 billion in shorts as Bitcoin eyes its ATH of $123,000. 🩸💸
And so, dear reader, we stand at the precipice of another chapter in Bitcoin’s saga—a tale of greed, hope, and the occasional dash of folly. Will Metaplanet’s gamble pay off? Will Ted Pillows’ prophecy come to pass? Only time, that implacable judge, will tell. ⏳🎭
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