Bitcoin’s Weekend Still Boring—But Genius Investors Keep Watching! 💼🤓

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Since the esteemed U.S. markets have graciously taken a holiday, trading activity related to ETFs shall be temporarily suspended. However, the CME Futures are scheduled to make their grand debut later today, promising a dash of excitement—perhaps even a spot of volatility—depending entirely on how the infamous CME gap behaves, as if that were the most thrilling event of the season. 📉✨

Daan noted that, aside from the indiscriminate activity of the whales (the financial leviathans of the sea, dear reader), the weekend proved itself “pretty average,” remarkably devoid of any daring or aggressive maneuvers. Truly, a weekend for the ages—if your ages happen to be quite dull.

The CME chart he unveiled suggests a rather subdued price range, patiently biding its time, awaiting the grand cue to move as the global trading masses are set to resume their usual drudgery. 💤

CME chart showing muted price movement

Van de Poppe: Bitcoin Still Hasnt Hit Its High Note (And Won’t Anytime Soon!) 🎶

Peering into the vast vista of macroeconomics, the wise analyst Michaël van de Poppe graciously reminded his curious followers that the total market cap of cryptocurrencies remains under a modest $4 trillion—a mere blink compared to the grandiose $30–40 trillion of the inflation-adjusted dot-com bubble. Such figures, dear reader, are enough to make even the most hardened investor yawn.

Van de Poppe emphasized that it is utterly premature to declare Bitcoin’s current position as the pinnacle of its glory: “There’s so much more growth in this space to come,” he proclaimed, dismissing notions that Bitcoin has already reached its zenith. A sentiment most investors will surely find reassuring—and slightly sarcastic. 😏

As short-term uncertainties continue to cast their uncertain shadows, both venerable analysts convey a most encouraging message: Bitcoin may be trading sideways today, but the long-term prospects are as wide open as a ballroom door at a Regency ball—ready for the next grand waltz.

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2025-05-26 08:30