Bitcoin, in a stunning act of defiance against the laws of physics, closed September in the green, shattering one of its longest-standing bearish patterns. History, that fickle friend, suggests that when this happens, the following months often deliver gains so powerful, they could make a squirrel forget it’s a squirrel. 🧠🚀
Now, with 2025’s final quarter just beginning, traders are wondering, could this be the setup for another explosive run? Probably not. But who’s counting? 🤯
Why September Matters for Bitcoin
Traditionally, September has been one of Bitcoin’s weakest months, a time when even the most optimistic traders might question their life choices. The chart from Coinglass, a masterpiece of red, shows how this period has been dominated by… well, red. 8 times in the last 12 years, it’s been a rollercoaster of despair. 🚴♂️💥
But when Bitcoin managed to close September in profit, the following months were like a party where everyone forgot they were at a party. 2015, 2016, and 2023 – three years where the green was not just a color, but a promise of gains so great, they could make a goldfish forget it’s a goldfish. 🐠✨
In 2024, Bitcoin closed September with a 4% grin. October and November then decided to throw a party, delivering double-digit growth that made everyone question their life choices. 🎉📉
December, ever the party pooper, cooled off, but Bitcoin still ended the quarter higher than where it started, like a toddler who won a race but forgot to run. 🍼🏁
Bitcoin Price Prediction Q4 2025
Now, with Q4 2025 just beginning, investors are asking if this pattern will repeat. The logic is simple: when September breaks the ‘red curse,’ momentum shifts so fast, it could make a snail do a backflip. Hesitant traders, once timid, now leap in, and short sellers, forced to cover, are left wondering why they ever doubted. 🦎⚡
Meanwhile, crypto analyst Ted Pillows, in a moment of madness, believes Bitcoin mirrors gold’s long-term moves and could hit $150,000 by Q4. Because why not? 🏆💰
With the current market above $112,000, even a modest Q4 rally could push prices into uncharted territory. Or at least, into a territory that’s not entirely clear. 🧭🌀
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2025-09-29 16:11