Hold onto your hats, folks! Bitcoin just pumped itself above $88k like it’s been sipping espresso all day and it’s got its eye on the $90k prize like a cat stalking a laser pointer. Meanwhile, the altcoins? ETH, XRP, SOL… they’re all standing in the corner, playing “Catch Me If You Can” but forgot the “catch” part. Spoiler: They didn’t.
After a bullish start that looked like it was trying to do the cha-cha yesterday, Bitcoin decided to keep on dancin’ up a storm over the last 24 hours, hitting a shiny new monthly high. Investors have been biting their nails for this pump like it’s the last slice of pizza, and now the path to $90k is clear—unless Bitcoin trips on those digital shoelaces.
At press time, Bitcoin’s trading near $88,600 — up 2.12%. It went from a modest $86,692 low to a high that’s practically shouting, “Look at me, I’m rich!” All this while traders pushed a cool $36.65 billion around like it was Monopoly money. But hey, with numbers like that, maybe it actually kinda is.
As for the altcoins, ETH’s hanging around $1,630 like it forgot it was supposed to grow up. XRP’s trying to play big-boy at $2.10 but looks like it tripped over its own tail. Solana, Tron, and Cardano are all standing by the sidelines, probably thinking, “Maybe we should’ve stayed in bed today…”
The altcoin party still managed a decent spike, reaching a $1.01 trillion market cap—because somebody has to buy those tokens, right?
Leading the charge, wearing the crown of ridiculousness, is none other than Fartcoin—yes, you read that right—blasting off 18%! You gotta love a coin that sounds like whoopee cushion stock. Hot on its tail are KAS, POL, and STX, spiking 14%, 11%, and 10%. The barely known KAIA, TAO, DEXE, and BONK also made the jump… because who wouldn’t want a coin named BONK?
And then there’s LEO, the belle of the losing ball, dropping 6% and dragging FIL, MOVE, ICP, and CORE down in the process. It’s the crypto version of a sad trombone sound.
Trending Crypto Today: The Usual Suspects (and Fartcoin!)
- BTC (Bitcoin) – The Kingpin
- FARTCOIN (Fartcoin) – The Surprise Party
- SOL (Solana) – The Wallflower
- DEEP (DeepBook Protocol) – The Mysterious Stranger
- POL (Polygon) – The Popular Kid
Top Crypto Gainers: The Cool Kids Today
- FARTCOIN (Fartcoin): +18% 🍑
- KAS (Kaspa): +14% 🚀
- POL (Polygon): +11% 📈
- STX (Stacks): +10% 🥳
- KAIA (Kaia): +8% 🎉
Top Crypto Losers: The Party Poopers
- LEO (UNUS SED LEO): -6% 😿
- FIL (Filecoin): -5% 📉
- MOVE (Movement): -4% 💤
- ICP (Internet Computer): -4% 🤖
- CORE (Core): -4% 🥀
To wrap it all up with a digital bow, the grand total for the crypto market cap is a whopping $2.77 trillion with $87.52 billion zooming through trades every day. That’s a lot of zeros — and a fair share of head scratches.
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