Oh, you’re selling Bitcoin? Sure, because who wouldn’t want to miss out on the most profitable month of the year? 🤡💸 Bitcoin just wrapped up October 2025 at around $108,918, which is basically a 4.5% monthly decline. Not a huge deal, right? Just a tiny hiccup compared to the 40.5% average November return. 🤷♀️
According to Cryptorank, November has been Bitcoin’s “golden mine” for over a decade. Remember 2013? A 453.9% surge in four weeks? That’s more like a cryptocurrency Christmas. 🎄🔥 Still, if you’re selling now, you’re basically saying, “I trust my gut more than 10 years of data. What could go wrong?” 🤔
Even in 2020, November was the “Santa rally” with a 42.9% jump. And 2023? An 8.9% increase after a summer of chaos. It’s like the crypto world’s version of a “surprise party.” 🎉 This year? February was a 17.5% disaster, March added another 2.1% of “fun.” But April through July? All green lights, baby! Bitcoin back above $100k. 🚀
Selling now? That’s like betting against the moon. Past performance isn’t a guarantee, but it’s definitely a strong hint. Don’t be the investor who sells at the peak of the “Santa rally.” 🧙♂️💰
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2025-10-30 19:07