Oh, what a labyrinthine scheme! A business intelligence firm, Strategy, has conjured forth a $1.44 billion U.S. dollar reserve, siphoned through at-the-market sales of its MSTR stock. A veritable alchemist’s dream, where paper currency is forged from the very essence of equity. 🧠💸
This reserve, a gilded cage, is destined to pacify the clamor of preferred stockholders and the murmurs of debtors. A noble endeavor, yet one that stirs the soul of Bitcoin maximalists, who, like zealots in a temple of chaos, cry out: “How can you hoard USD when the sacred coin beckons?” 😤💥
Yet, lo! This reserve may quell the fears of those who dread Saylor’s potential descent into the abyss of Bitcoin sales. A 21-month buffer, a lifeline woven from the threads of fiscal prudence. 🧵💰
Major Bitcoin milestone 🚀
The business intelligence firm MicroStrategy now clutches over 650,000 Bitcoin coins, a hoard that would make a dragon weep. Its recent acquisition of 130 BTC-$12 million, a trifle in this grand game-has propelled it past the threshold of glory. 🏆
Recall, dear reader, the fateful August 2020, when Strategy first dared to dabble in the sacred dust of Bitcoin. A journey fraught with peril, yet here we are, gazing upon a mountain of digital gold. 🪙
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2025-12-01 18:34