Bitcoin’s Big Rage: Will Trump’s Tariff Drama Sink or Make It Fly? 💥🚀

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Alright, so picture this: Your shiny Bitcoin ball is bouncing happily, and then Trump—yes, the 45th edition of chaos—decides to throw a tantrum about tariffs. Like a toddler with a new toy, but instead, it’s your cash growing or shrinking. Fabulous. The main villain? A two-month marathon of tariff threats, an endless soap opera of “Will he, won’t he?” 🎭🔥

Crypto analyst Pav Hundal, who’s probably drinking coffee and pondering the universe, warns that if nothing changes and we keep spinning in this circus of ultimatums, Bitcoin might just hit the snooze button and drift below $100,000. Yikes. Cheers to stability, right? 🥂

US policymakers waiting for “hard data” — because nothing says “trust us” like waiting for a spreadsheet

Pav thinks Uncle Sam’s crew might sit on their hands until they get some “hard data”—which sounds adorable—before easing up on monetary policies. But guess what? That could slow down the economy faster than your coffee cooling on the desk. ☕️💸

Last week, the Fed decided to keep rates steady because, surprise surprise, higher unemployment and inflation are knocking at the door. Real fun times, folks. And if Trump keeps playing Tariff Tetris, risk markets will be as jittery as a cat on catnip. And Bitcoin? Well, it might just dip below a cool hundred grand, again. Because why not? 😅

When our dear Trump first took tariffs out of his economic magic hat in February, Bitcoin—being the drama queen it is—dipped below $100,000 and then did a lot of dance moves for three months straight. Now, the courts said, “Nope,” Trump can’t do whatever he wants, but then he doubled tariffs on steel and aluminum—because why make it easy? 🏗️🔥

Pav warns that all this tariff tango could mess with the inflation target — once considered achievable, now hanging on a thread like your Wi-Fi connection during a storm. Six months ago, aiming for 2% inflation seemed straightforward; today, it’s as shaky as a Jenga tower built by a drunkard. Our economy? Yeah, it’s at a “macro crossroads” — fancy talk for “hold my beer.” 🍻

“The Fed is walking a tightrope right now.”

Tariffs ending? Hello, Bitcoin to the Moon! 🚀🌕

The sunny side? If Uncle Sam finally slaps those tariffs with a “timeout,” Bitcoin might get a clear runway to hit a snazzy new high of $120,000 by June. Dream big, right? 😉

And the lovely folks at Bitfinex say if institutions keep throwing money at Bitcoin and US jobs stay wobbly, we could see the crypto soaring past $115,000 in July. A “weaker-than-expected” jobs report might actually be a good thing—less inflation pressure and more reason for our beloved Fed to cut rates. Bye-bye, boring money — hello, rocket fuel! 🚀✨

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2025-06-05 09:26