Oh, Michael Saylor, you magnificent crypto cowboy! While the market was doing the financial equivalent of the “I’m falling and I can’t get up” dance, he was out there shouting, “Never been more bullish!” like a man who’s either a genius or has a really good therapist. His X post on Thursday was basically him moonwalking into a burning building, but hey, who needs fire safety when you’ve got Bitcoin?
According to regulatory filings-because nothing says “I’m serious” like paperwork-Saylor’s Strategy kept stacking sats like it was going out of style. Even as the market turned paper gains into confetti, they were like, “More, please!” Meanwhile, the rest of the crypto world was busy updating their LinkedIn profiles to “Former Millionaire.”
Market Value Drop? More Like a Crypto Cliff Dive!
Bitcoin lost $1.2 trillion since October 2025? Ouch. The wider crypto market lost $2 trillion? Double ouch. Prices went from “I’m buying a yacht” to “I’m eating ramen again” faster than you can say “HODL.” Companies that treated Bitcoin like a treasure chest are now treating it like a hot potato, and investors are sweating more than a tax evader at an IRS convention.
Never Been More ₿ullish.
– Michael Saylor (@saylor) February 19, 2026
Strategy: The Crypto Hoarder
Strategy bought 2,486 BTC for $168 million in mid-February, bringing their stash to over 700k coins. That’s like buying a lifetime supply of Beanie Babies during the 90s craze. Their Form 8-K was basically a love letter to Bitcoin, and the market ate it up like a kid with a chocolate bar. Meanwhile, accounting rules turned their quarterly statements into a rollercoaster ride, complete with multibillion-dollar swings. Spoiler alert: nobody likes rollercoasters when their stomach is full of regret.
Price Action: More Drama Than a Soap Opera
Bitcoin’s trading has been choppier than a salad bar. Geopolitics, macro policy, and low-volume sessions turned the market into a financial soap opera. ETF outflows and liquidations were the villains, while buyers occasionally swooped in like superheroes-only to be analyzed to death by bottom-hunting analysts. Spoiler alert: the bottom is still on vacation.
Eric Trump-yes, that Eric Trump-made a bullish prediction at Mar-a-Lago, because nothing says “financial advice” like a luxury resort. Saylor reposted it, because why not? He’s been on a “buy-the-dip” crusade, urging everyone to accumulate Bitcoin like it’s going out of style. Meanwhile, skeptics are over here whispering, “But what if it’s just a really expensive JPEG?”
Go bitcoin today. The money won’t fix itself.
– Michael Saylor (@saylor) February 13, 2026
Saylor’s confidence is unshakable, like a bad case of bedhead. Despite losses that could fund a small country, he sees dips as opportunities and bulls as his spirit animals. Whether he’s a visionary or just really good at ignoring red flags, one thing’s for sure: he’s keeping the crypto world entertained, one bullish tweet at a time.
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