Oh, darling, listen to this – Sygnum Bank out of Switzerland, all flashy with its digital vibes, has just unleashed the BTC Alpha Fund. Team-up with Starboard Digital and Starmark (whatever they are), and it’s basically like giving your Bitcoin a job so you can earn some yield while still riding the price rollercoaster. Because, you know, just holding onto it like a lovesick fool isn’t enough anymore. Emojis rain of excitement: 💸🤑.
Sygnum tweeted it like a proud mum on X (early 2025, bless), and apparently, the pros are already diving in, eyeing 8-10% annual returns net of fees, all paid in Bitcoin. How utterly Swiss – practical and a tad eccentric, like fondue on a yacht. 🙄🍫
📣 News: Swiss Bank Sygnum Launches BTC Alpha Fund in collaboration with Starboard Digital to Generate Yield on Bitcoin
▪️New fund enables investors to maintain Bitcoin price exposure while targeting 8-10% annual target returns through arbitrage trading strategies converted into…
– Sygnum Bank (@sygnumofficial) October 1, 2025
Features of the new fund – or as I call it, Bitcoin’s glow-up
According to the press release (because who trusts tweets alone?), this fund lets you grow your Bitcoin hoard through sneaky arbitrage trading. Markus Hämmerli, the man in charge, says, “Bitcoin’s the bee’s knees in portfolios now, and clients just can’t bear to sell. It’s like trying to break up with a bad boyfriend – expensive and dramatic.” 😏 He adds that the fund lets you bask in Bitcoin’s price magic while scooping extra Bitcoin from trades, all in a super-institutional setup. Fancy that!
The fund, parked in the Cayman Islands (tax haven chic), zips around with arbitrage strategies, turning profits into more Bitcoin. It’s for the big boys – pros and institutions – with monthly liquidity and risk management tighter than my corset. No flakey stuff here. 🛡️💼
Synum’s play in the fund – wait, Sygnum’s? 😂
The cherry on top? This fund plays nice with Sygnum’s banking magic. Use your shares as collateral for USD Lombard Loans – borrow without dumping your precious fund. Liquidity on tap, like a spa day but with blockchains. 🌟💸
This whole thing screams Sygnum’s crypto obsession, building on their ‘₿itcoin@Sygnum’ fiasco from 2024 and that Lugano Plan ₿ HUB thingy. They’ve been galivanting with ByBit for asset safekeeping and Chainlink for on-chain NAV – like a socialite flitting between parties. Who knew banking could be so thrilling? Or is it just me getting sarcastic? 🌪️
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2025-10-01 16:22