Bitcoin Shenanigans: Saylor’s Wallets Exposed! 😱💰

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In a twist that could make even the most stoic of accountants raise an eyebrow, Arkham Intelligence has decided to play the role of the town crier, loudly announcing the secret Bitcoin wallet addresses linked to Strategy. This, of course, is a direct challenge to Michael Saylor’s previous declaration that he would never, ever, under any circumstances, reveal such information. Well, surprise! 🎉

On the social media platform formerly known as Twitter (now X, because why not?), Arkham Intelligence boldly proclaimed, “Saylor said he would never reveal his addresses… so we did.” It’s almost as if they were waiting for him to say it just so they could do the opposite. They also mentioned they had pinpointed a wallet holding a staggering 70,816 BTC belonging to Strategy. That’s a lot of digital coins! 💸

This little revelation brings the total publicly identified Bitcoin holdings of Strategy to a jaw-dropping $54.5 billion, which covers a whopping 87.5% of the company’s total BTC assets. And yes, this includes those sneaky little coins tucked away in Fidelity Digital’s omnibus custody. Arkham is the first to unveil this detailed breakdown, and you can bet they’re feeling quite proud of themselves. 🏆

Now, Saylor has been quite vocal about his disdain for revealing wallet addresses, calling on-chain proof-of-reserves a “bad idea” that compromises security. During a sideline event before the Bitcoin 2025 Conference, he likened it to publishing your kids’ personal details online. Because, you know, nothing says “secure” like comparing your crypto to your children’s social security numbers. 🤔

Previously, Arkham had identified 107,000 BTC sent to Strategy’s Fidelity deposits, which don’t show up directly under Strategy because Fidelity doesn’t segregate custody accounts. They also tracked over 327,000 BTC held in segregated custody accounts, including Coinbase Prime, all clearly linked to the company’s holdings. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with more spreadsheets and fewer pirates. 🏴‍☠️

On May 26, Strategy decided to go on a shopping spree, purchasing 4,020 Bitcoin for approximately $427 million at an average price of $106,237 each. In total, they now hold a staggering 580,250 BTC worth over $63 billion. That’s enough to make even the most seasoned investor do a double take! 😲

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2025-05-28 23:16