Bitcoin Hoard Grows to 8,888 BTC: The Saga of Metaplanet’s Unstoppable Greed
Ah, the eternal dance of finance! 
Metaplanet Inc., that noble Japanese figure on the grand chessboard of cryptocurrency, has once again stuffed its coffers with an additional 1,088 BTC. Why? Because in the world of bubbles and digital dreams, more is always more. This latest conquest was made at an eye-watering average of 15,519,019 yen per coin—roughly enough to buy a small island or perhaps a lifetime supply of instant ramen for the office staff. Total investment? A staggering 16.885 billion yen, or about the price of a small nation’s GDP.
With this latest haul, the company’s digital treasure now stands at 8,888 BTC—because nothing screams prosperity like a mystical, numerologically significant figure. The average price per Bitcoin in the portfolio is a modest 13,756,658 yen, illustrating that in the rollercoaster of crypto, sometimes you just hold on tight. Total spent so far? A cool 122.269 billion yen—less money, more optimism!
And what of their yields? Oh, what a merry spectacle! They report a 66.3% yield just this quarter, following previous quarters of 41.7%, 309.8%, and 95.6%. Clearly, the gods of crypto smile upon them—or perhaps, they simply don’t know what else to do with all that digital gold. It’s enough to make your head spin faster than a Bitcoin miner on a caffeine rush.
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2025-06-02 12:01