Bitcoin Bull Run 2025: The End or Just Another Tale? 🤔💥

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Oh, the grand spectacle of crypto! Once, the markets danced to the tune of a predictable four-year waltz—Bitcoin halves, interest rates twirl, and industry crashes like drunken dominoes. But now? The dancers are changing steps, and folks are squinting at the new choreography. It seems the old patterns are fading faster than your last diet plan, and mysterious new forces are performing on the stage. 🎭💸

Is the 4-Year Cycle Breaking Down? Or Just Having a Midlife Crisis?

Bitcoin, that capricious old fellow, recently burst past all previous limits, soaring above $123,000—like a bird that finally found its wings, or perhaps a drunkard grabbing the nearest barrel. The classic cycle from bottom to peak supposed to last exactly 1,070 days—like clockwork, or so they say. If history insists on repeating itself, we’re in for a marathon that might last until October 20, 2025—meaning our beloved bull isn’t quite ready to hang up its hat. 🐂⏳

BITCOIN CYCLE ISN’T OVER

Each Bitcoin cycle has lasted approximately 1,070 days from the bottom of the bear to the peak.

If this ancient timer keeps ticking, the bull might gallop until October 20, 2025.

— Bitcoin Archive (@BTC_Archive) July 26, 2025

The Long-Haul Forces Are Playing 3D Chess

Enter Mr. Matt Hougan, who squints at the old four-year pattern and scoffs—”Breaking down, my dear Watson!” He points out that Bitcoin halvings are losing their punch, interest rates have become crypto’s loyal allies rather than villains, and regulators are finally playing nice—or at least not trying to stomp everything flat. Big institutional players are tiptoeing in, sipping coffee and considering how to pour billions into this chaotic mess. JP Morgan, Standard Chartered—sounds like a fancy dinner, but it’s actually Wall Street’s new love affair with crypto. 💼💖

Quote? Sure: “All this suggests the long-term forces favoring crypto will smash the old cycle like a piñata at a dead party—2026 promises to be a decent year,” he raves. 🥳

“All this suggests to me that the long-term pro-crypto forces will overwhelm the classic “four-year cycle” forces, to the extent those exist, and that 2026 will be a good year,” he said.

The Largest “Uh-oh” Moment? Behold the Treasury Titans 🚀

Hold onto your hats, because the biggest scarecrow in the crypto pumpkin patch is the emergence of Treasury companies—22 new giants tossing Bitcoin onto their balance sheets in just a month, now totaling 160. The whales are selling, the institutions are buying, and all the while, your grandmother’s old sock drawer is suddenly looking like a stock exchange. 📈🧦

#Bitcoin cycle theory is dead.

My predictions, based on whale patterns and retail FOMO, are about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. Last cycle, whales sold to retail; this time, they sell to each other—like a high-stakes poker game with no chips left. Institutional adoption is skyrocketing, and nobody, not even the skeptics, can deny it anymore.

— Ki Young Ju (@ki_young_ju) July 24, 2025

Ki Young Ju, the oracle of crypto chatter, insists the old Bitcoin pattern is sleeping with the fishes. No more whale wars; it’s all whales swapping notes in their private clubhouse, leaving retail players in the dust, confused and clutching their old coins.

Stick to the Old Faithful? Or Is It All Fake News?

Some wise old cryptonauts swear by the four-year cycle—Fidelity’s Jurrien Timmer and ETF pros believe the pattern still breathes, just a little slower, like a turtle in a marathon. Past peaks? Maybe soon—by mid-October, or so the on-chain prophets forecast. And if history’s a guide, then Bitcoin might hit $250,000 on one wild parabolic sprint—like a rocket fueled by moon cheese. 🚀🧀

Pi Cycle’s Race: Faster Than Your Morning Coffee

And then there’s the Pi Cycle Top—sprinting faster than a caffeinated cheetah. Referred to as “crucial,” it’s now saying late 2026 instead of 2027. Maybe even 2025 if Bitcoin keeps its party going. History? Oh, it’s got a sense of humor—every time it says “this time is different,” history laughs back, “No, it’s not.”

Bitcoin & The Pi Cycle Top Indicator – A Crucial Update#BTC #Crypto #Bitcoin

— Rekt Capital (@rektcapital) July 25, 2025

Rekt Capital has spoken! The indicator is speeding up, like a train that refuses to slow down—cue the dramatic music, perhaps a few fireworks, and a nervous glance at your crypto holdings.

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